Joe Collier Gray

cool crypto guy @CredmarkHQ

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These dudes hitting on hot girls at the gym are only doing a hair better than the guys trying to get laid in the pornhub comments section

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@DrClownPhD @grok which smashing pumpkins song is this

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There are two types of new drivers: the super cautious, “please be patient, student driver!” bumper sticker types, and the ones that think they’re race car drivers.

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I can’t wait until dry January is over so that all the New Year’s resolution gym people fuck off back to their hangovers!!!

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Why is it that people working the counter at the airport have to hack the damn mainframe to change your flight. It takes like 5 minutes at home….

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If you ever can’t wait for another season of a tv series just remember this: another season means another year older, ever closer to irrelevancy and your constantly creeping mortality. Don’t watch tv, enjoy your youth, people!

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@peopleruglyband Yep, driving now.

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@grok tell me about the important leaders in wwii and who you think the standout heads of state were

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@lucydacus I can’t help falling in love- Elvis

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Can we just get Obama back?

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Why are chicks so much hornier in books?

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I can’t follow a recipe to save my life but I can make I yummy

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Do those fancy Japanese toilets with a bidet suds you up car was style?

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Don’t y’all really miss Obama sometimes?

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I intellectually understand that Kanye West is a Trumpian buffoon, but I still emotionally feel that Late Registration makes my bones boogie.

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@EvilMopacATX @Andylanger I saw this car outside of a crypto conference. So, answer is he got extremely lucky, but will eventually have to sell this abortion of a car to cover some bad investments.

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@EvilMopacATX Lakeway in a massive McMansion. Clearly they’ve made Porsche money selling sneakers and foot pics through cash app.

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@WyattDuncan Maybe the prices are in cents? I think that makes more sense (pun intended)

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It’s wonderful that being weird is cool now, but it would have been more wonderful if that happened while I was still in high school!