JoeCoolTrader

All-around cool guy.

[JoeCoolTrader @JoeCoolTrader]

$RKLB is going higher. Some people think it’s too high, but it’s going to 200.

$SPY

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Our very sense of what we know as the United States is on the line. We are at the precipice of going full fascism and losing our liberty if Trump prevails. Look at Turkey to see what happens. $SPY $SPX $QQQ

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@elon_rogan Yup. Just letting it run. Might take 4 years.

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$BMNR $BMNU - Triple bottom?

ethereum:native

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@RobinhoodApp Robinhood support sucks.

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@vladtenev @RobinhoodApp @AskRobinhood Can you help me? Your call center in India put my support call on hold forever, i ended the call, and now I’m locked out from making another request.

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

JANE STREET JUST EXPOSED THEIR NEXT TARGET: ETHEREUM.

The same firm behind the daily 10 AM Bitcoin dump, the same firm sued for insider trading in the $40 billion LUNA collapse, and the same firm with $567 million frozen by Indian regulators could now be targeting Ethereum.

The data reveals a massive, coordinated exit from Bitcoin and a violent rotation into Ethereum.

IBIT : down 71% in a single quarter.
FBTC : down 60%.
Strategy $MSTR : down 78%.
Bitcoin miners IREN, Cipher, TeraWulf, Core Scientific: all cut.

Over $800 million in Bitcoin exposure erased in 90 days. Now look at what they were buying at the same time.

ETHA : nearly doubled.
FETH : sharply raised.
Galaxy Digital: from 17,000 shares to 1.5 million. That is an 8,700% increase in one quarter.

Total new Ethereum ETF exposure added: $82 million.

In Q4 2025, the quarter right before this dump, Jane Street increased their MSTR position by 473%. They loaded up aggressively and Then in Q1 2026 they cut 78% of it.

In India, SEBI documented this exact structure across 18 expiry days. Build the long position in the underlying first. Then set up the derivatives. Then move the market. The cash position is the setup cost and The options book is where the money gets made. And the options book is the one thing a 13F will never show you.

Ethereum is the easier target. Bitcoin futures open interest sits at $60 billion. Ethereum's is slightly more than half that at roughly $34 billion. A smaller market means a smaller amount of capital can move the price further.

In India, Jane Street moving the Bank Nifty index using stock purchases. Ethereum's market cap is $273 billion against Bitcoin's $1.6 trillion. That is a 5.8x size difference. The same amount of capital creates nearly 6 times the price impact in ETH.

The ETF market for Ethereum is also still early. Bitcoin ETFs hold roughly 6.67% of all circulating BTC supply. Ethereum ETF penetration is less than that, which means there is no institutional demand floor yet to absorb a coordinated sell.

They are not rotating into Ethereum because they are bullish on Ethereum. They are rotating into Ethereum because It is easier to move.

[JoeCoolTrader @JoeCoolTrader]

@akacate You telling me. And they locked my Robinhood credit card because my trading account is locked. It is messing up my bill pay.

[JoeCoolTrader @JoeCoolTrader]

@vladtenev @sherwood_news People can't build wealth if you lock their account for "fraudulent" activity for simply cancelling a trade order and placing the same order a few seconds later. And then, your fraud account moves slow and only works banking hours when the trading happens 24/7. Sheesh! $HOOD

[JoeCoolTrader @JoeCoolTrader]

@RobinhoodApp You suck! You locked my account simply for canceling and replacing the same order. Now my Robinhood credit card is locked as well.

[JoeCoolTrader @JoeCoolTrader]

Don't use Robinhood's Credit Card. If Robinhood locks up your trading account, they will lock up your credit card account as well, messing up your bill pay. And their security team works at snails pace, 9-5 schedule.

$HOOD $SPY @vladtenev @RobinhoodApp @AskRobinhood

[JoeCoolTrader @JoeCoolTrader]

@vladtenev @RobinhoodApp @AskRobinhood - Why is your security team locking up accounts, but only working 9-5 at snails pace?

$HOOD $SPY

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What the hell @vladtenev @RobinhoodApp @AskRobinhood ? I tried to extend my open stock buy order and now you locked my account and my credit card when I'm about to take a long overseas vacation. $HOOD $SPY

[JoeCoolTrader @JoeCoolTrader]

$ENVX - Head fake and breakout, or failed breakout and headed to $5?

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$ENVX - If it doesn't break through $7, it's very possible that ENVX retests $5.

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$RKLB on the weekly log chart.

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$ENVX - If it doesn't break through $7, it's very possible that ENVX retests $5.

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$ENVX - Possible that Evonix bounces to $7-9 zone, but this would be a technical bounce. I don't think this company is a viable long-term hold. My opinion, your money.

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$SPY - Hormuz closed, open, closed. Is Iran playing the same market game as Trump, family, and friends?

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SP500 seems a little extended on the daily, but based on the weekly chart, it could go much higher. Crazy markets.

$SPY $BTC $ETH $BMNR

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Ethereum right at the 2400 resistance/support line. Based on the 204 week cycle pressure, I give it around 40-45% of breaking up.

$ETH $BTC $MSTR $BMNR $SBET