Joe

DePaul basketball fan, Seinfeld enthusiast, 5th grade teacher

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I grew up watching this weird shit every morning and I’m better off for it.

[Calvin Betton @Calvbetton]

Anyone in any doubt about who the coolest Beatle was, I heard this story about George Harrison from Phil Collins years ago, and was reminded of it on a podcast recently. It’s brilliant. Enjoy.

[M @Bees889]

Did you see this Bears presser? @thekapman @CarmenDeFalco @WaddleandSilvy @BarstoolBigCat @WilldeFries @EddieBarstool

[Joe @JoeCuzzone]

@straightillin48 Reliant K - mmhmm

[Project 615 @project615]

Anyone else trying to find the full version of “Summertime Lover” ? Asking for a friend.

[Joe @JoeCuzzone]

@kantawakanta Lucky friends with Modi39 ???

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

In 2002, Luke Hagerty was a first-round pick of the Cubs.

In 2007, the yips chased him out of organized baseball.

In 2019, he's throwing 99 mph.

Baseball has a history of amazing comebacks. At 37 years old, Luke Hagerty could be the best. Story at ESPN: https://t.co/Rn288Ln08R

[Bob Starkey @CoachBobStarkey]

Is there anything better than a great teammate?!?!

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

"I’m about to tell you how I almost died at Alonzo Mourning’s crib in the year 2000 on some DUMB shit."
🏝️⛵💥🙅‍♂️‍‍🆘📟😷🛀🚔🚨👮👋
https://t.co/QH6hXZlg4S

[Baseball is Fun @flippingbats]

Ichiro pillow fights a horse.

What more do you really need to know?

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Are you watching Point Break or The Fast and the Furious?

[Sean Grande @SeanGrandePBP]

How did I teach my son math this morning?

Lottery odds.

#Parenting
#NBADraftLottery

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Thank God Twitter didn’t exist in the 90s when MJ was doing to the Knicks what LeBron does to the Raptors. The memes may have broken me

[Scott Powers @ByScottPowers]

The Blackhawks swarm Scott Foster

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

"its like watching an animal get tortured"

[ted jackson @TedJacksonPhoto]

In 1990, a homeless man looked me in the eye and said, "You aught to do a story about me."
I asked him why.
"Because I've played in three Super Bowls."
Now, finally, here's the entire story, 28 years in the making.
@NOLAnews https://t.co/UusKwTEGlK

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

A playoff system that leaves out an unbeaten team, and ranks that team 12th (behind 3 loss teams), is NOT legitimate. Every game counts? Nah.

[Aisle 424 Has Fallen @Aisle424]

Baseball season is over. The long, cold, dark, depressing winter has begun. Eat Arby’s.

[Illinois Education Association @ieanea]

#ArlingtonHeights residents say poor test scores in @ccsd59 are hurting their home values. https://t.co/X6QMDXJDyK via @dailyherald