JoeDooder

King of American Watering Places/Union Operator

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

we do this

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@TheWapplehouse Josh Homme himself is a euphemism for sex tbh

[U.S. Embassy Nassau @USEmbassyNassau]

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Whatever TTU does out of desperation to get a QB by August will be hilarious

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lol bye

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: Texas Tech transfer quarterback Brendan Sorsby plans to enter the NFL Supplemental Draft. Amid the legal wrangling over his NCAA eligibility after admitting he bet on sports, he intends to head to the NFL.

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Screwworm 4 lyfe

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has announced they'll need to spend an estimated $1 billion to combat the New World Screwworm.

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There is no shame in eating a Hot n Ready. There is shame in eating a leftover Hot n Ready.

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@PaulYacoubian Wierd way to admit you don’t pay taxes

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Good for Mike Brown

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Go Browns

[San Antonio Express-News @ExpressNews]

"Sports depression" is a thing. It can make devoted fans feel listless, even worthless. It can disturb your sleep. But there are ways to get on top of it. https://t.co/WU00wZxzap

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Was Mariska Hargitay hugging OG?

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Oh my god

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I hate people that insist on digging giant holes at the beach.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

When somebody who has committed especially heinous crimes is in the building

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@TirbyMo @PeteThamel No they’ll happily curb stomp them back to irrelevance

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@BurritoBrosShit Maybe it’s a regional thing but it’s never went away here (Ohio). They’re 2 for $5.

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How about holding your program accountable when things go 120mph in a residential area

[Josh Brooks @Brooks_UGA]

True integrity means holding your program accountable when things go wrong, not buying custom legislation or running to a local courtroom to bypass the rules.

[Mark Ennis @MarkEnnis]

Rick Neuheisel got fired from Washington for participating in an NCAA Tournament bracket pool for a sport he doesn't coach.

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Went on vacation and left my truck sitting unlocked at home for a week. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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