Joe Elliot

Not a rock god. The other one.

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-@beefanddairy

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

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How different from us could advanced intelligent life on other planets be? Do exobiologists have an approximate template? #horizonslive

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@gralefrit Seen this?

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Fantastic news. James Burke’s Connections was a scintillating tour de force that made a deep and lasting impression. Watching it was to feel your brain grow in real time. Please, please help make this happen.

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@gralefrit Two things made me hide behind the sofa (well, armchair) in the 1970s: Doctor Who and Margaret Thatcher’s unreconstructed voice. No joke.

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@quantick @rufusjones1 Didn’t know that. Feel a right ompoop now.

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Meets unstoppable force. Mountains move.

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@namethishero ÜPSIDE-DÖWNSIDE: after Swedish nuclear scientist Magnus Måelström accidentally swapped atoms with his 4-year-old nephew’s drawing of him, his features and mental state are permanently in flux.

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@robmanuel @fesshole You wake up naked in bed being attacked by a large piece of paper. You grab the samurai sword from under your pillow and slice it in half, screaming “a-ONE!” Again it comes, again you slice: “a-TWO!”... Now stop reading this and act it out in full voice, preferably in public.

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This is exactly why every home pays 42p a day into our BBC.

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

Incoming transmission. #MessageFromTheDoctor #DoctorWho

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@MKupperman @mrchrisaddison Jettison Risk II
Edge of a Dancer
Morning Slickness
Double Word Score
E Pericoloso Sporgersi
1nternet P455w0rd
Never Again 2

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@cat_mac <insert gag here>

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Here's something I never wanted to write, an obituary for dear Jeremy Hardy https://t.co/VQN5TrSpKt

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@OdeonOfDeath Great! What time and where? I’ve got about 312 people together so far, 484 if it���s suitable for children.

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@robinince How close are we to warp drive? I heard NASA is working on it. (From Oliver)

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@simonblackwell Love it! Used to sing that to all my kids as their first lullaby. They'll thank me later.

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@simonblackwell Rocking the pre-apocalypse, thanks. New show starts tmrw, still have all my loved ones and a partial grip on reality. You?

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not a rock legend