Joe Alexander

"Thou hast made us for Thyself, and our hearts are restless until they rest in Thee"

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@Lowes @LowesMedia our appliance delivery got all jacked up, and now I have to drive to lowes to convince them they did not deliver my fridge when they think they did? Why, Lowes? Why?

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@Haley_Paley happy birthday!!

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@ChrchCurmudgeon Florida man stopped moments before stabbing his one and only son as sacrifice to God

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@sarahcaskey Split infinitives get me GOING 😡

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Taylor swift takes no days off

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Okay tied for 41st but still

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Let the record show that at this time on this day, I, Joe Alexander, am ranked 41st in the capital one ncaa March madness bracket challenge.

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@sarahcaskey @LilPurdy I earned thousands and thousands of points on that hallowed ground

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@justinmccain Honestly I’m thinking it would be more discriminatory if they weren’t allowed to play because of the school’s statements ha

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@haugustine76 There is a best out of these 4, but ultimately Johnny’s Pizza House bows to no one

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@sarahcaskey What bakery? Not puffy muffin in brentwood by any chance?

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@haugustine76 @HarryEdPotter

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I tweeted the same thing in July of 2018 and failed to get this type of spotlight

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This just occurred to me lmao

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@gracepointetn Ultimate authority affirms its own authority..that’s how it works. This graphic says that this church’s attempts at theology have more authority than God’s Word. Yikes. Thanos would love this place

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Vests are more about emotional warmth than physical warmth

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@jrharbison24 Dude I ran over a squirrel on the way home this morning

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Thus far 2021 feels like 2020’s evil smaller sibling, but in a “middle child” type of way that already has me worried about 2022

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Happy birthday @RuneScape

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Just did the math. My @reeses haul from Christmas was 4.8125lbs of various Reese’s cups. Should last at least most of January right?

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Can I get the $2.5 million to count them fish? I’m a great counter