Joe Foster

Attorney; Navy Vet; Air Force Dad; Florida Gators Alum; Minnesota Vikings fan

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Marc Caputo @MarcACaputo]

I've lived in South Florida since I was a kid, & there's nothing normal about the breadth, depth and duration of sargassum weed choking beaches in recent years (it's also bad in Mexico)

It's an economy killer for the tourism industry

Politicians aren't talking about it enough

[Miami Herald @MiamiHerald]

In red Florida, Jolly’s purple ticket is a risk worth taking for Democrats | Opinion https://t.co/fkr91b5Cp9

[Farmer Crafted @FarmerCrafted]

I'm going to tell you a little secret about Florida:
"Palmetto Bug" is just a fancy name for a flying cockroach the size of your face.

You're welcome.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Marco Rubio: “Birthright citizenship is a scam.”

Grok: “Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971 before his parents became U.S. citizens.”

[Joe Foster @JoeFoster241]

@CD3Gator @GatorsFB @FloridaGators I was a UF student in 86 and I was in the stands for that comeback. When Kerwin Bell tucked the ball and ran it felt like slow motion footage from The Longest Yard. To be fair, Bell was a very slow runner. That ending was glorious. Victory sex for everyone!

[FloridaStateBoy @BoyForida]

$1,000,000,000 for Alligator Alcatraz, $92,000,000 for porta potties, and $10,000,000 stolen from Medicaid and given to Casey DeSantis is not fiscal responsibility.

Sit down and STFU, James.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Knicks: 13 playoff wins in a row.

Trump shows up to sleep through the game.

Knicks lose.

Coincidence? I think not.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

You should ask yourself why all of the people who are screeching about election fraud on social media are always unwilling to repeat these claims under oath.

Let me help you: it’s because they know they’re full of shit. The entire purpose is to keep people angry.

[Mark Warner @MarkWarner]

It seems there is an entirely different set of rules for Republicans and Democrats.

[Steven Beschloss @StevenBeschloss]

This is the damned and damnable truth.

[Jeff Brandes @JeffreyBrandes]

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” - The Usual Suspects

The greatest trick DeSantis ever pulled was convincing Floridians that local government is the problem and state government is the solution.

If your mayor, sheriff, and county commission have to fly to Tallahassee every year to ask permission to fund basic services, the state didn’t shrink government.

It just moved it farther away and gave you less control.

[Greta Berlin @Truegreta]

I stood at this pool, at both monuments and saw both reflections…
He’s a God damn idiot, as are the fools that support him. The “Reflection Pool” wasn’t designed by American architect Henry Bacon a hundred years ago to look like a swimming pool. It’s designed to have a darkened characteristics that has reflective qualities to reflect the monuments.
That way, the Washington Monument is reflective to you when at the Lincoln Memorial, and when at the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial is reflective to you.
It’s designed to enhance the grandeur of monuments, create an illusion of reflection, and inclusion of expansive space of unity.
He’s a tacky vulgar person that vulgarizes everything he touches. America isn’t becoming great, it’s becoming vulgar.

Credit - Mathew Reed

[Florida Center for Government Accountability @FLCTRGA]

There's a difference between cutting taxes and changing who controls government. Florida is not debating a tax cut. Florida is debating a fundamental redesign of how local government is financed. #DefendDemocracy https://t.co/ITZIXqpnvb

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

It has been confirmed that Melania Trump was Epstein's girlfriend before she married Donald. That means she was trafficked to Donald. He bought her.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Frank Mitman @frankdpi]

Donald Trump sucked all the pride and joy out of being an American.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

I expect this federal prosecutor who resigned to be one of the witnesses when @DAGToddBlanche gets disbarred.

November is coming.

[CathyNotToday2 🌿 @Cathy2NotToday]

JUST AIRED Tampa bay station

🎇🎇Hope all Floridians watch this on the budget that was just passed

They gave tax breaks for guns but not for gas .. DeSantis at one time vowed he would never spend state funds for sports complexes but there’s mucho included here

What did they leave out? ANYTHING that helps working families who are gouged with insurance premiums , lack of affordable housing etc

Oh … and we now have budgeted $4.5 BILLION for unaccountable school vouchers that are given to •••reimburse the wealthy whose kids never attended public schools and who make up the majority of recipients … just a couple years ago before DeSantis removed income benchmarks, it cost us $2 BILLION

OUTRAGEOUS .. VOTE THEM ALL OUT!!!!

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Allow me to be the first to congratulate the MAGA morons, who spent years howling about the $1.7B that Obama returned to Iran.

Your 4D chess master is handing Iran $300B, to open the Strait of Hormuz, that Obama kept open for free.

Brilliant!