Joe Gage

What? That’s my name, Joe Gage

[Joe Gage @JoeGageisCool]

@benfergusonshow It sounded like you said you were going to post a picture… of your Johnson. Oops. My bad ear!!

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@wretchardthecat Maybe he’s playing Fourth Dimensional chess, attempting to smoke out his opponents over there. Hmm….

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@walterkirn Channeling your inner Philip K. Dick. Walter Kirn in the High Castle. If you haven’t read this book yet, you must!!!

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@EWErickson @LizMair Shades of 10¢ beer night with the Cleveland Indians, June 4, 1974, or the Bill Veeck, White Sox Disco Demolition Night, July 12, 1979. Games forfeited!!! Get on this list, Ol’ Miss!!!

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@SaysSimulation @threadreaderapp unroll

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@AllStarSprints @FloRacing @MyRacePass Great call. Been watching the weather for days. We’re gonna get it in!!!

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@SaysSimulation @threadreaderapp unroll

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@SaysSimulation @threadreaderapp unroll

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@crousselle Ooooh. I luv to hate: Feathers McGraw is a silent, villainous penguin who serves as the primary antagonist in Aardman Animations' The Wrong Trousers (1993) and later returns in Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (AI quote; for context).

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@emzanotti @baseballcrank NOT COAL FILTERED!!! Charcoal, from sugar maple wood. Huge difference, ma’am! (I didn’t know, had to look it up.)

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@FremontSpeedway Let’s go racing!!!

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@politicalmath @gfodor Time to watch, Colossus: The Forbin Project https://t.co/stXaLBrt5S

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@FischerKing64 so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens

William Carlos Williams

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@megievalist so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens

William Carlos Williams

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@walterkirn Then go grab his version of Lord Jim. You’ve never heard an audiobook quite like these, by the incomparably great Peter DANN.

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@walterkirn Get the free Audiobooks app. https://t.co/ru9YdHZv2f. Go to LibriVox. Secret Agent, version 3, read by Peter Dann. You’ll be stunned how good this is.

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@wretchardthecat of a cool peace. The realistic assessment of reality requires an unflinching testosterone that’s pretty much missing outside of the predatory nation-states. /9

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@HedgieMarkets I thought you were smarter than this. You didn’t really say that they should show you the regular rate, and then let you know that you’re being charged more. Consumers should assume that every business is ripping you off. Began a practice, telling yourself: I don’t need this!

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@SawyerMerritt That’s 525,000 produced in a year, assuming no downtime. Look out, here they come.

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@glukianoff @boxfan17 One of the coolest spiritual expressions I ever heard was when a man described himself as a shitty Buddhist; it was his belief system, but he didn’t work it hard, intensely. I like(d) that. To that I’ll add: to have no attachment is an attachment.