Joe Garza

Blogger, screenwriter, musician. Editor & podcast co-host over at @MuseIsReckless

[Joe Garza @JoeGarzaCreates]

@joey_tuccio We’re working on it!

[Chris Wade @saywhatagain]

I’d like to wish a happy Airborne Toxic Event to all the fathers in Los Angeles today

[Joe Garza @JoeGarzaCreates]

Because trees are just flowers but for men.

[Joe Garza @JoeGarzaCreates]

One time, my dad picked me up from elementary school and I told him how we were learning about photosynthesis.

“What’s your favorite flower, dad? I asked him.

He said, “I don’t like flowers. I like trees.”

[Walter Kirn @walterkirn]

A there's a chemical fire in East LA and fumes are blowing all over the place, all the way to the coast?

LA is poorly governed.

But you already knew that.

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

It’s anti art when your girlfriend goes to the bathroom during a movie you like and says you don’t have to pause it

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it:
(1) the Spanish way
(2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before
(3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha

[Charles Bukowski Legacy @Bukowskiquot]

Whiskey

[The Fourth Way @The4thWayYT]

ive been blocked on platforms you couldn’t even comprehend by accounts you couldn’t even fathom

[Joe Garza @JoeGarzaCreates]

@walterkirn

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

“She finished in like 500th place in 2020 w/zero delegates despite friendly media, was handed the nomination in 2024 and somehow did 8% worse among black voters than her dead white predecessor Joe Biden, but is she right for 2024? Ta-Nehisi Coates investigates”

https://t.co/lKfwxsw0lx

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

looking that the DVDs on the bottom shelf at the thrift store

[Liza Libes @pensandpoison]

The strange thing about modern literature is that it talks endlessly about identity while producing almost no memorable characters.

[Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1]

ME, DYING: “P—please…let the world know… *cough cough*…let the world know what I thought about the president.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Florida Man 🐊 @Floridaman]

So 33 is the limit

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

Elon Musk has never hiked three feet behind me with a Bluetooth speaker clipped to his backpack

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

yall see it right i’m not losing my mind

[Joe Garza @JoeGarzaCreates]

@AdelineDimond "Garza" is Spanish for "heron." 😏

[mark normand @marknorm]

Iran must be so confused by us