Ron Swanson

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." ― George Orwell, 1984

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

Americans will never guess what state he was in making this post

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

I’m in a place right now that’s so beautiful I’m probably about to make 50 posts about it.

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

Saudi Mania

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

John Cena says it would be ‘financial suicide’ if someone tried to court him for another wrestling match:

“I hate speaking in absolutes … ‘Never’ is a strong word. It would be financial suicide for someone to court me in a position where I would have another match, and I truly mean that.

So if you’re in the business of torching currency, that’s the only way to get me back in the ring.”

(@usweekly)

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

Do we trust the source?

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

Naraku defeated Mason Rook on last night's NXT to become the new number one contender for the NXT Championship.

He will face Tony D'Angelo at Great American Bash for the title.

(Source: NXT)

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

@kendalgreywwe vs @WWEGable when?

[WWE @WWE]

.@kendalgreywwe is your new No.1 Contender to the NXT Women's Championship! 🙌

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

@ParodyAEWmole 5*

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

A whole lot of people care about start ratings today.

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

Tessa is the biggest star that TNA has who they theoretically don’t have to worry about WWE or AEW poaching. She can also work with just about anyone and deliver. But even a repaired bridge is a bridge that was once broken and those memories stick around.

[Josh Rosenbaum @realcoachrosey]

As heard on the Brace for Impact with @MikeGilbert311, I think TNA must make @T3SSABLANCHARD the Knockouts Division Champion. Tessa is Undeniable.

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

I counted around 40 tickets left on the map.

[WWE @WWE]

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[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

They need to get some heel heat on Dom before he faces Americano. Dom should beat Rey down in Mexico.

[WWE @WWE]

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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

True workers.

[WrestleTalk @WrestleTalk_TV]

LA Knight says he and AJ Styles "got a phone call" after their unplanned brawl whilst doing media ahead of their match at WWE WrestleMania 40:

“I walked into the room and I’m shooting him looks, and he might have said some stuff. He’s doing his interview, I was talking to somebody else. So, whoever I was talking to, while I was doing that, AJ is over here behind me. I’d given looks, and he’d referenced me, and I’d looked over there, and stuff. But at some point AJ tossed a stool in my direction, and at that point all I’m thinking is again the depth of the story we had told up to now. I’m like, there’s no way I wouldn’t react if he throws his stool at me. What am I going to do? I’m going to fight him.

"So I go over and just start fighting him, and I’m thinking surely security is going to come and break this up real quick, and it just went on and on. We’re down there work-shooting, and he’s knocking me away, because we got to make it look good now, because we’re like in the people. I’m like, where the f*ck is security? What is taking so long?

"Then finally, like, because we’re both blown up at this point. But yeah, it was just literally going off the cuff. How do I not serve the story that we’ve told this whole time, even to where he’s serving it now, just by throwing the stool.

"Obviously, I’m sure he wasn’t intending to get to where it got to, but in my head, I’m like, I have gone to his house to fight him. He throws a stool at me from five feet away. What am I going to do? Just shrug it off? No.

"So I went over there, thinking security is going to take care of it. They didn’t. I mean they did finally, but yeah, it took a minute, and so I hit that, he slammed the sh*t out of me, and he ended up with a bloody nose, so after that we both got a phone call, though, like, what are you guys doing, you can’t do that, and it was like, hey, I’m trying to keep it alive, I’m trying.”

(Insight with Chris Van Vliet)

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

@OldTakesExposed

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

All that shit talking to me about the Knicks beating the Spurs... SHUT THE FUCK UP!... like I said..Knicks might get swept 🧹

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

Brunson took over the 4th.

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

One quarter into the NBA Finals, Jalen Brunson is affirming the concerns people have about small guards being able to win it all.

The closer you get. The more physical it gets. So far, Brunson’s body is betraying him.

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

SAS should have paid Danhausen

[ESPN @espn]

Jalen Brunson went to the locker room with an apparent right leg injury in Game 1 of the NBA Finals.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@MikeASperrazza Let me ask you a question Mike- if I’m telling you I smoked crack, why in the world would I lie about snorting it? There’s plenty of pictures of me smoking crack doing all sorts of stupid things, with all sorts of people and rarely with clothes on. But not snorting cocaine.

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

The Rock actually publicly stated that his plan was to beat Roman for the title and then vacate it the next night to “give it back to the people”.

[EliteRockerz 𝕏 @EliteClubS0B]

Nick Khan claims The Rock was always planned for a tag team match at WrestleMania 40 and that WWE's plans never changed.

“The plan was always how it ended up in Philly two years ago. You want to throw the fans off, you want to let things bake, and then boom, it ends up the way that we wanted it to end up. It never changed. That was just online rumors and gossip that we were changing. It never changed.

We convinced Dwayne Johnson to come back. He’s on our board of directors. It was a Tag Team Match. He’s about the same age I am, so two years ago, let’s say he was 50. He was obviously in phenomenal shape. He did everything that we asked of him and then some. But that was always the result we were looking for.”

(@SBJ)

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

Cody, Rock, and Triple H both have said publicly that they changed plans.

[EliteRockerz 𝕏 @EliteClubS0B]

Nick Khan claims The Rock was always planned for a tag team match at WrestleMania 40 and that WWE's plans never changed.

“The plan was always how it ended up in Philly two years ago. You want to throw the fans off, you want to let things bake, and then boom, it ends up the way that we wanted it to end up. It never changed. That was just online rumors and gossip that we were changing. It never changed.

We convinced Dwayne Johnson to come back. He’s on our board of directors. It was a Tag Team Match. He’s about the same age I am, so two years ago, let’s say he was 50. He was obviously in phenomenal shape. He did everything that we asked of him and then some. But that was always the result we were looking for.”

(@SBJ)

[Ron Swanson @JoeGilbert1992]

Might be the best follow on Twitter right now.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Yes I sold paintings. About $225,000 a year over four years. The whole of my business while my father was President. Congress investigated it.

If you’re outraged about that, where is all your outrage now?

Kushner's Affinity Partners holds roughly $5 to $6 billion. Close to 99% of it comes from foreign sovereign wealth funds. Saudi Arabia. The UAE. Qatar. Over $90M in fees annually.