Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social)

Isn't this where we came in?

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

Who needs football to return here in 2020, when this gentle giant can welcome us all back to the #Puroresu90s? It’s January 2nd 1990 and TIGER MASK IS BACK!!! 🐅#AJPW

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

Turned on the PS5 to try to let the soothing menu music calm down my brain after these bonkers 24hrs; but guess what it really needs is for the internet to shut down and for us to go to sleep in the shower.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

We are delighted to announce the signing of Jan Paul van Hecke ✍️

🔗 https://t.co/iNaRYrJTlB

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

@Seanrosk Greit nok, men veldig vanskelig vei inn og enklere neste år, så håper ikke klubben gambler finansielt/blokkerer egne talenter.

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

@Fitchet I think she is ready to move on and could be a starter, but not yet in the overcooked/CL ready on arrival-sphere Gaupset was. Solid with feet, good in air and great reflexes+focus, but still can use her long range more efficiently on the line.

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

😱🫣🫠😱😬🫨😵‍💫🥵🥺🫢

[Tom Garry @TomJGarry]

Exclusive: Tottenham Hotspur are in advanced talks to sign the Norway goalkeeper Selma Panengstuen from SK Brann, the Guardian understands. Spurs have already signed Shekiera Martinez, Caitlin Dijkstra and Kirsty Hanson this summer. #SpursWomen #BarclaysWSL

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

Drakk en stor Red Bull kl 03 for å være sikker på å holde meg våken gjennom UZB-COL. Var jo helt unødvendig. Gratis adrenalin til tusen. Skulle sove nå, sjekket Twitter…. ACFC har SOLGT FULLER, STRAUS FÅTT SPARKEN OG… SMERUD MIDLERTIDIG WHATTHEFUCK???

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

ALT for høy lyd på kommentator! @NRKno @NRK_Fotball #nrk #nrkvm

[Mexico86HQ 🇲🇽🌵⚽ @Mexico86HQ]

1986 🤝 2026
The two managers tonight both played at Mexico 86 - 🇲🇽 Mexico's Javier Aguirre and 🇧🇪 Belgium’s Hugo Broos (coach of South Africa)

As featured in "The Heroes of Mexico 86"!

[NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman @NASAAdmin]

Starting with some energy, and my inability to write brief updates, I am just extremely proud of the NASA crew, our industry, and our international partners. We are getting into a rhythm here at NASA. Earlier this year, setbacks put the Artemis II rocket back in the VAB for repairs, and we determined it was necessary to add another mission, Artemis III in 2027. Since then, we have unveiled the Ignition plans to build a Moon Base and nuclear-powered spaceships, launched a highly successful mission around the Moon, brought the crew home safely, and now watched the torch pass to Artemis III. There will be no shortage of major milestones to celebrate in the months ahead as we build the Moon Base and launch the Nancy Grace Roman telescope. I am beyond proud of the team and all the momentum and excitement around the space program.

I do want to take this moment to address two of the questions I have been seeing since the crew announcement.

Why are there no women assigned to Artemis III?

I have seen reactions ranging from disappointment to outrage. I have personally been to space twice with 50% female crews. My closest advisors and some of the smartest engineers I know are women. In our latest NASA leadership organization, nearly 50% of the Center Directors and Mission Directorate leadership are women. The last astronaut candidate class selected under this Administration was majority female because they were the best of the best, including one astronaut I previously went to space with.

In a world with so much controversy, I hope this can be a moment where we celebrate the astronauts selected, respect the integrity of the process, and recognize the extraordinary depth of talent across the entire corps. The crew selection does not involve any political appointees. The Astronaut Office assigns the crew that gives the mission the best chance of meeting its objectives, taking into account many factors, including the background and expertise of the astronauts, such as test pilot experience, development work on specific programs, and availability. For example, those raising this concern may not be aware of the pipeline of crews already preparing to launch to the Space Station, or those who have been undergoing lunar-specific training that would be a better fit for a future surface mission.

The Artemis III astronauts are experienced, qualified, and deserve to be celebrated for the mission they have been assigned, just as the crews that follow will be celebrated when their time comes. We have an extraordinary astronaut corps, and every mission and every crew is part of a larger campaign to get America back to the Moon and to build the future we all dreamed about as children.

What are the objectives for Artemis III if both landers will not be fully ready?

Coming off a highly successful lunar mission like Artemis II, it is not surprising that the bar is set high for Artemis III. I think it is important to understand how difficult and dangerous it is to land astronauts on the Moon. We have not done it in a very long time, and we want to draw from a past playbook for success. That means getting into a cadence of launching, learning, and rolling improvements into the next mission.

First and foremost, it is imperative for SLS to be flying with some frequency for operational currency and, honestly, safety. Earlier this year, it was very clear across NASA leadership that an additional mission was necessary in 2027. It is also imperative to gain interoperability data from rendezvous and docking with landers in Earth orbit. We do not need those landers that are still in development to be fully capable and certified for landing on the Moon on Artemis III, but we do need to test certain systems and controllability. Not to mention, we are moving quickly into a future where we do not require a single rocket to bring everything necessary for a mission to space, and as such, gaining experience with multi-launch campaigns and on-orbit assembly is directionally correct.

The Blue Origin test lander for Artemis III will incorporate many of the most important systems and subsystems that have not previously been operated by the provider, including ECLSS in a crew cabin, and other avionics. With SpaceX, they have demonstrated many of those capabilities continuously on Crew Dragon, but other controllability tests are important based on the negative-X axis acceleration that will be necessary when Starship undertakes the TLI burn to the Moon with a docked Orion.

After Artemis III, we will learn a lot and roll in further improvements, be that hardware, software, or procedural updates, as both providers undertake end-to-end uncrewed demonstrations to the surface in 2028, in advance of Artemis IV, where NASA astronauts will finally complete the grand return to the Moon.

As I said in my remarks yesterday, when Gene Cernan left the lunar surface on Apollo 17, he said, “We leave as we came, and, God willing, we shall return, with peace and hope for all mankind.” We are returning, and we are doing so with the fire carried forward from Apollo, the lessons learned from Artemis II, the crew of Artemis III, and all those who will follow. NASA will send the very best crews for the right missions. If the composition of our astronaut corps and our latest class of candidates says anything, it is that we have exactly the talent required to get the job done.

Godspeed Artemis III, and all those who will follow.

[Shinobi602 @shinobi602]

Summer Game Fest Showcase starts in 30 minutes. Livestream links:

YouTube ▶️ https://t.co/TLPI6N75Hh

Twitch ▶️ https://t.co/N3ADBeVF98

#SummerGameFest

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

Jatatatatatatakk!!! #COYS

[Soccerdonna @soccerdonna]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE

According to our information, Victoria Pelova 🇳🇱 will join Tottenham, after her departure from Arsenal has been announced.

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

Ange i fjor, Freyr i år. Vegringen klubber har for å gi en trener muligheten til å bygge gjennom en pause etter å ha hatt glimt av suksess...

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

Ja, er vel kanskje rundt
75% som kun er opptatt av status og derfor seff ikke støtter kvinnene med mindre🕺🏻ManU🕺🏻 er på besøk. Men det ordner seg nok. Heia Brann! ❤️‍🔥

[Amund @amewnd]

@haakon_vargas @1908Skbrann Viktigste for 75% ≈av store stå er å vise story at de er på store stå, ikke å bidra

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

Jason offended that football can be fun.

[JAVFC 🍥 @JasonTweets1980]

@JoeHeisann Stevie Wonder wholeheartedly agrees with this tbf

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

I stand corrected. 3.1.

[JAVFC 🍥 @JasonTweets1980]

@JoeHeisann A moron for calling out a standard of football equivalent to primary school boys teams. No wonder you’re on bluesky. Stick to that

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

Funniest bit is both the w’s CL and Champions Cup finals last week were way more entertaining and positive football experiences than any of the three men’s UEFA finals.

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

Cutie nr. 6

[Carlos @Charl93531765]

@UEFA Women's champions league

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

And some people seriously claim that women’s football gets too much support.

(Moron nr. 5)

[CosmicGhostRider @AjayRajZeus]

@UEFA Seriously nobody cares about the ladies Champions League matches…
Unless they all play in their bikinis 🤣🤣🤣

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

Nonse nr. 4

[Oroski🇳🇬x🇵🇹 @PeaceMufc1]

@UEFA Remove the women nonsense from there

[Jølle (@joeheisann.bsky.social) @JoeHeisann]

Moron nr. 3

[JAVFC 🍥 @JasonTweets1980]

@UEFA @DekOnTour The women’s champions league should be nowhere near this graphic. Fuck off