Joe Humphries

[Joe Humphries @JoeHumphries4]

@TomHaustead @ladbible You’re not wrong brother

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

In case you missed it, a Puskas Award-worthy goal from Bruno Wellyngton Krenkel of Next Step FC in Cambodia’s League 2. I love everything about this goal.

[Benjamin Hagen @BenjaminVSSN]

Simon Kjaer, de man die mogelijk voorkwam dat Eriksen zijn tong inslikte, gelijk begon met reanimeren en vervolgens Mevrouw Eriksen overeind hield.

🙏🏻 Wát een captain. Een held. 🙏🏻

[Joe Humphries @JoeHumphries4]

@classicshirts @MartinViashima

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

This clip of Jack Charlton paying tribute to his brother Bobby at Sports Personality of The Year... and then Bobby’s bowed head in response... is beautiful

[Joe Humphries @JoeHumphries4]

@kellybrandonxx Lita

[Joe Humphries @JoeHumphries4]

@MartinViashima I’ll undoubtedly say that second line at some point

[MR @MarcusRashford]

An Open Letter to all MPs in Parliament...
#maketheUturn

Please retweet and tag your local MPs

[Joe Humphries @JoeHumphries4]

@MartinViashima Absolutely exquisite

[Joe Humphries @JoeHumphries4]

Best goal I’ve ever seen live this one. Absolute rocket

[Wolves @Wolves]

This goal has been posted this a lot recently, but forgive us 🙏

It's two years to the day that Ruben Neves scored the goal of everyone's dreams!

📅😲

[Joe Humphries @JoeHumphries4]

@HmasseyDJ Great age!

[Joe Davis @JoeDavis6]

“Can the English football pyramid survive the coronavirus pandemic?” by Joe Davis
https://t.co/Dokvx9cHgb

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

BREAKING. Sainsbury's limit toilet paper, soap and UHT in order to have more for all, and the elderly will have priority in store (at certain times) and online. Meat and fish counters to close in order to stock more essential items.

[Joe Humphries @JoeHumphries4]

@SatiDeol I’ve heard a chiselled chest keeps the virus away

[Darb @darbayit]

Some great beers:

The airport beer
The kitchen beer while she’s getting ready
The hotel balcony 7pm beer
The straight to the pub from work beer
The Sunday afternoon beer garden beer
The Friday before Christmas beer(s)

[Dave Benson Phillips @DaveBensonPhill]

Have a good night whatever you're doing... and don't forget to put your cocks back.

[Joe Humphries @JoeHumphries4]

@MartinViashima Sounds quite a reasonable price if you ask me youth

[Joe Humphries @JoeHumphries4]

@ChrisssNixon Don’t be such a wet lettuce

[Joe Humphries @JoeHumphries4]

@England @IBSAB1Football Good result, nobody saw that coming