Tom Haustead

devastatingly handsome, supremely intelligent, utterly hilarious. I am none of these things but I’m nice enough. Cat owner, husband, father. Play up Pompey 💙

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@BarryOnHere For its worth I actually agree the US would be a force (let’s not be so arrogant as to say ‘dominate’) if they took football seriously.

As far as your point about ‘coping’? A little ironic in the context of your whole post tbh

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@TheNotoriousMMA Just a leg injury. It’s not like you’ve been raped by some horrible scummy cunt or something

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@Ngonge69JOHN “so much history between our nations isn’t there? It’s not that long ago our two countries were at war, with the Falklands or Malvinas, even before that?”

That’s what you’re all upset about?!

I hope you have never once called anyone else a snowflake - ya massive snowflake

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@Ruffy_Roy @HancockAnalysis Yeah I think the way people have been brought back into the fold from injury has been a particular issue. I’m hoping better squad depth will allow us to go more careful

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@HancockAnalysis @Ruffy_Roy Also pre dates Mous’ time here as well. It was a nightmare under Cowleys

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@DougalMcShoogle @nevillejohnwood @AdamRamsay You’ve picked a very ironic time to post that 😆

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@alexjmingolla Even as a European I have to agree. Big population, sports obsessed culture, if America prioritised real football and funnelled their most promising athletes towards it for a generation they would produce a very, very good team

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@DschlopesIsBack Have to say, even as someone from the great nation of Europe, that is quality work 🫡

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@theawayfans 2 things - Spain and France

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@FarvaRangers Nothing says ‘I’m not jealous’ like getting all riled up over quite literally nothing 😂

How someone can read that and get upset I have no idea. Hope you manage to start coping better

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@thedailymemes_ Can’t believe he didn’t notice the multi-cam set up going on

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@BallinFFB In Europe we basically play that sport without all the safety gear.

‘Some conversations end the moment the pads go on’

Hey you’re right!

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@SStricklandMMA The fact you think your bank account can protect you from becoming depressed really proves your first sentence 100% correct

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@Jaack This is what separates glory hunters/social media fans from diehards. A lad from the South who supports Man Utd will never feel the same connection as someone born and raised where their club is from. It’s part of your identity, forms core childhood memories, it’s in your blood.

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@HirstySparks @Nigel_Farage Ha ha you think Nigel Farage represents ‘normal Brit’s’. You can’t really be that thick surely

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@reluctantnicko It didn’t get flooded out then?

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@MrBeast 237,456

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@FightOnRusty The cherry on top of what an awful country America is the delusion and arrogance of their citizens.

ICE snatching people in the street, kids getting shot in schools, elected a gimp as president, choosing between getting healthcare and going bankrupt.

‘LaPpEd iN eVeRy wAy’ 😂

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@Ronieutd ‘Level; HARD’

*Real Madrid currently have a high profile English player in their team

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@zoeharcombe You are either lack the cognitive ability to understand what has really happened here or you are wilfully trying to misinform people.

Either way, a Dr not to go within a county mile of 😆