Joe Ikheloa

I’m a lawyer married with kids, a kin follower of politics both locally and internationally.I’m generally a straight forward and compassionate person

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

You literally called a sitting president “Half Liver & Half Brain” on national television.

The office of the president wasn’t worth respecting then when it was a man of integrity who was ill that occupied it,
but now that a drug money laundering,
age education and work history falsifying,
certificate forging and convicted criminals honoring,
state capturing criminal lowlife is sitting in the highest seat in the land,
you suddenly remember respect because he has enough money to make your kind change your stand of him being a criminal.

You’re a foundational fool for hire.
Your stomach is your highest court of law.

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

Shameless man .

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“Ask Him, Since He Has Been In Politics, What Has He Brought For The Igbos? Look At The Bad State And Erosion In Anambra For a Long Time. Since He Started Politics, What Has He Done About It? Then, When It’s Time For Election, You Come And Start Playing With Our Emotions And Still Want Us To Waste Our Votes On You And Remain Where We Are. It Won’t Happen Again. 2027 Will Be Different. We Igbos Will Get Our Own Share This Time Around By Voting Right.” ~ Anambra State Governor, Chukwuma Soludo, Backs Tinubu And Blasts Peter Obi 👀

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

@GoziconC He is even smiling

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

@KadunaResident Fake news

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

https://t.co/nPhZFUFrtB

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

He didn’t even refer to him as a Senator he called his name lol

[Africa Independent Television @AIT_Online]

Senators Tony Nwoye, Nwebonyi clash over Kyari’s non-appearance before Senate panel

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Femi Otedola discloses plans to invest $100 million in the Dangote refinery, he made this announcement after his visit to the refinery with senior executives from First HoldCo.

[T!WA🥹🇬🇧™️ @nobod3yyyy]

In 2023, I was stranded in Oshodi while coming back from an interview. No cash, no money in the account. Phone at 4%. Rain was beating me black and blue with no hideout.

I posted: “Please, is anybody around Oshodi? My phone is about to go off and I’m stuck at Arena Junction. I need 2k for transport to get back home. I’ll pay back tomorrow. No jokes please.”

I tagged three of my closest friends, people that called me “sister” on birthdays.

First reply was laughing emojis. “LMAO, you don finally cast.”
Second reply: “Omo, trek am, exercise.”
Third person saw it and posted a meme two minutes later.

My phone died. I sat on a bench laid across the walkway, soaked, watching Lagos run past me, thinking this is how it ends for two thousand naira.

After a few minutes, a car parked close to where I was. The car windows rolled down and a voice asked, “Are you Ireoluwa?” I nodded. “One guy say make I carry you go Abule Egba. E don pay.”

I got in without thinking twice.
Halfway, my phone buzzed on the driver’s power bank. A DM from a stranger I never followed:
“Hey there, I saw your post. I really don’t know you but I know that feeling. Bolt is paid to your street. Get home safe. No need to pay back. Just help someone else one day when you can.”

I got home and checked his page. He’d been job hunting for three months and was probably broke. But he sent me a ride and some money. Now we are good friends even though we have still never met.

My friends with jobs posted me for cruise.
A stranger with nothing posted me for life.

That night I learned friendship doesn’t define family. Sometimes your lifeline is the person you’ve never met.

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

@azuosumili So sad a song

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

This is shameful . They look like Edo police men

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Some policemen stopped them for a routine stop-and-search, but what happened next will shock you 😲… The Nigeria Police Force really needs to address issues like this.

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

Good to hear that our foreign minister has resigned to pursue his gubernatorial aspirations

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

Don't be a fool madam! It's a deep red flag. He is dubious

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

I am about getting married, my husband to be knows I own a car and house of my own, he insists I sell the car and house and we use the money to open joint account, or no marriage, I am 38 yes old already, what do you think or advice me to do.

Credit - winnieaigbojie

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

You look real cool and sweet

[Sophieeee @Is_Sophia2]

2021: Single
2022: Single
2023: Single
2024: Married
2025: Single
2026: ...see more

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

@MTN180
When will your internet Fibre services be available in Governor Road Ikotun

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

MTN
Good morning. Please when will MTN Fibre internet connect be available for us at Governor Roaf Ikotun

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

Family reasons 😝😝😝

[Farouk J.M Mokwa @Farouk_Mokwa]

@dipoaina1 What could have made him resign?
It has always been the same pattern, resign

What's happening and why are people asked to resign?

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

Na today?

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

A Chief Superintendent of Police (CSP) casually holding an iPhone 17 Pro Max at the ongoing protest in Abuja.

The salary of the CSP rank is around N419k.

With this salary structure, I wonder how the CSP could afford a phone that costs over N2 million, about his annual salary.✍️

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

Her husband has been a billionaire before he became governor. You made no point sir

[Bolaji Fesomade @MasterBolaji]

Breakdown of Mrs Margaret Obi’s jewelry:👇
Necklace $1.2M
Earrings $500K
Bracelets $150K
Rings $50K
Total $1.9M (₦2.6B).

Anambra’s annual budget under Peter Obi was ₦40B.

Mrs Margaret isn’t on Fidelity’s board.

End.

[Zanrid @Ardent_Wizard]

@LegendaryJoe Don't mind our people, we mostly admire good things, working systems, great success stories; but we can't stand the test, the effort, pains, endurance, and the roads that led to it. Like warmongers who wants zero casualties in an all out combat war 😊...

[Joe Ikheloa @JoeIkheloa]

My brother, write a will, walk away and start a divorce

[Dr Love Haroun❤️🩺 @Drweloveu]

"I & My late wife were this happy & close. We shared everything together. Our marriage was so peaceful. Unfortunately, i lost her 3 years ago, my wife unfortunately passed away after a brief illness, leaving me with our 3 daughters.

A year later, I married her best friend. She had been very close to my late wife & visited often, especially since she was also a widow. She has 3 grown children: two daughters and a son. ​She was always there to console me after the loss of my wife, particularly when I was emotionally broken. Gradually, I found myself falling in love with her. We started a relationship that led to marriage a year later. I married her cuz I believed we shared a deep connection; since we were both widowed and she had been such a close friend, I believed our union would create a strong bond.

​The first year of our marriage was peaceful, but now everything feels terrible. I am drowning in pain in my own home. I am married to a woman whose children are old enough to be on their own, yet we all still live under the same roof. One minute they are supposedly studying & I am paying their fees; a few months later, they are sitting at home skipping classes. When I question them, my wife becomes defensive & claims that I simply "don’t want" her children. All I want is to be respected. I cannot pay for an education only to find them sitting at home doing nothing with no results to show for my money.

​I have played my part as a stepfather, even to the point of neglecting my own children. Because of constant fighting in the house, I pushed them away. My eldest daughter got married the same year I remarried; she eventually came back to take her younger siblings after hearing how they were being treated. Now, my own children cannot even visit my house. They are angry with me, & I am currently not on speaking terms with my eldest daughter because of my wife. My daughter hates me because of how I have treated them.

​I never thought I would see the day I was insulted by my wife’s daughter. During an argument, she interfered and called me names, and her mother did not even caution her. She remained silent while her 26-year-old daughter the same age as my own eldest disrespected me. My own children have never even raised their voices at me.

​Now, my wife claims that since I do not have a son, I should put her 24-year-old son in charge of my businesses. This is the same boy I have spent millions on to send to the best schools, yet he chooses to loiter around the neighborhood. My wife isn’t bothered; instead, she squanders my money on him, giving him anything he asks for. Her children disrespect me and refuse to listen to me.

​I have made bad choices in life, but this is the worst. I sometimes feel like packing my bags and never looking back. My own children won’t speak to me cuz I chose her over them. Some days I just want to delete myself 😭😭 I'm battling with dprssn i feel less of a man. I don't have a say in my own house, my daughters hate me, even my own extended family no longer bother nor interfere in anything that has to do with me. Everyone that seemed to care or once loved me has abandoned me, i feel alone. I've lost weight, & I am not okay 😭'