Joe Kidner

[ScrumDingers @ScrumDingers]

Lots of congratulations for Queen today, but can she nail a left-foot drop goal from half-way like Big Gav Henson, the real Prince of Wales?

[Joe Kidner @JoeKidner]

@JonGreenman @WillCreamer @Callum588 yes Jon?

[Joe Kidner @JoeKidner]

“@WeAlIlKnowA: We all know a cunt called Callum” @Callum588

[Joe Kidner @JoeKidner]

“@WeAlIlKnowA: We all know a pussy called Callum” @Callum588

[Joe Kidner @JoeKidner]

“@WeAlIlKnowA: We all know a strange kid named Callum” @Callum588 @JBull72 @jonnyarf

[Joe Kidner @JoeKidner]

“@WeAlIlKnowA: we all know an alcoholic called Callum” @Callum588

[Joe Kidner @JoeKidner]

“@WeAlIlKnowA: We all know a dickhead named Josh” @JBull72

[Joe Kidner @JoeKidner]

Milibands got no BALLS!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Turning down a cup of tea for no reason and instantly knowing you've made a terrible, terrible mistake

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The emotional rollercoaster of seeing an empty parking space only to discover there's already a hatchback lurking in it

[Betfair @Betfair]

BOBBY BEALE KILLED LUCY BEALE! #EELive

[Joe Kidner @JoeKidner]

@JonGreenman want some gravy jon?

[Joe Kidner @JoeKidner]

Food is needed

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

I, for one, think this is a super idea.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

All over. Roger Federer wins 6-0, 6-1. Not to worry Andy, at least you can go watch your mum in the dancing now.