Joe Kyle Jr.

me spank plank

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

No. It doesn’t start here. It doesn’t start anywhere near here. @Budget at CLT airport is failing in an epic fashion. No inventory. Not enough employees to assist the 45-60 customers being held captive against their will. Horrendous business model. Avoid at all costs.

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

@Hertz Thanks Tonya. DM sent just now.

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

@sfpublicworks RE: microsurfacing project this month. The scheduled dates listed on your website are not the same as the scheduled dates on the mailer you sent me this week. Where can I find out the REAL dates???

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

Hey @monkeybrainsnet!
Got any news for us customers in Bernal? No service since about 7:30 pm Saturday 1/14.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Every neighborhood has a hustler. But my neighborhood had had one of the original kings of con men

his name was G-man.

A thread.

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

@dunnatov It’s kinda like a neck clit in the Southern Hemisphere

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

I called him “Humpy,” of course - little did I know then what perverted connotations were. Or did I!?!?
My sister Barbara found a new version of the same kit a few years ago and made me a new and improved version. So far Humpy II is still clean and devoid of any traces of drool.

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

A Tale Of 2 Humptys. Sometime in the early 1960s my mother made me a Humpty Dumpty stuffed doll, sewn from a pattern kit. It was my faithful and constant companion/chew toy/screaming pillow for several years. Poor guy absorbed a lot of dirt ‘n’ drool ‘n’ tears over the years

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

@Stormof69 You were a dick to me once at the Rat & Raven, but I probably deserved it!

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. This thread is going to be the entirety of the intro to Judge Brann's dismissal of the Trump campaign's federal lawsuit in Pennsylvania.

It lays everything out beautifully.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Trump’s father made his entire fortune in ‘democrat run cities’ building housing with no-interest FHA loans, otherwise known as democratic socialism. @realDonaldTrump

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

https://t.co/P1W6wY6cnh

[beeple @beeple]

SUPER-SPREADER

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

@krummenacher Right back at ya, Mister. I’m jonesing badly for something fresh, exciting. Got any prog rock madness in the works that might require another bassist?

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

Freakiest sunset ever. Westward view from my backyard in SF, CA #TheHorror #ApocalypseWow

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

@RaxKingIsDead

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

HowellDevine take a stroll! “Steady Rollin Man” https://t.co/le34puegDP via @YouTube

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

@Wildknees https://t.co/aKILYjzaCJ

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

@Wildknees Didja see the recent Lee Scratch Perry interview in Tape Op?

[Joe Kyle Jr. @JoeKyleJr]

@Wildknees https://t.co/eSePjXuWUH