Joe Lanes

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@UnitedStandMUFC Crisp packet hands!

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Another set piece 🤬 #MCIMUN

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@dog_head @missnatdance81

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Imagine if the FA had decided to investigate just one of Man City’s 115 charges this year 🤔

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@UnitedStandMUFC Bit of a stretch after conceding 4 goals.

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@UnitedStandMUFC First Brentford, now Chelsea and title chasing Liverpool next 😰. Could be the beginning of the end for Ten Hag. Horrible luck with injuries but negativity is building each week and with no clear philosophy after nearly two years, a fresh start might be best in Ineos’ eyes 🤷‍♂️

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How can they expect anybody to take boxing seriously after that? Nick Ball won that fight all day long. Won at least half of the rounds and scored two knockdowns. #KnockoutChaos

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@lollujo M k

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@ManUtd Bringing on McTominay for Mainoo at HT has cost us.

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@FootballManager Touch auto updates from 2023 to 2024 on Apple Arcade. Great concept in theory however it’s completely broken my tactic at the business end of the season with Newcastle 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Unflatteringly qualify for the Euros. Scrape through the group stage and go out against our first decent team we come up against (probably in the quarters) Southgate finally leaves 🤞 #UKRENG

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Arteta needs to calm down the poor man’s Pep! Can’t stand the bloke. In other news, we’re dogshit! Summer signings have been a mess and can’t even tell what football Ten Haag is trying to adopt. Season is a write off already. #arsmun

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Gabriel was all over Evans there! #arsmun

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@UnitedStandMUFC Don’t worry, we’re still transitioning 🙄

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@itvfootball Phair enough

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Tried to get into the Ashes and Cricket in general this summer, only to be reminded why I don’t watch it. Imagine a football match being declared a draw because of rain. Not for me.

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@ManUtd @B_Fernandes8 @adidasfootball City announce Kovacic, Arsenal announce Havertz and soon Rice, Chelsea open talks with Caicedo …. Us? Check out our new anthem jacket! 👍

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Gets worse from a United perspective the more I watch it. Fred just jogging around making no attempt to challenge for the ball and Erikson knowhere near Guendogan. Not holding my breath on summer transfers whilst the Glazers are still there. @ManUtd

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A goal for the history books ✨

@IlkayGuendogan 👏

#BBCFootball #FACup

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@UnitedStandMUFC Bottling the opportunity to stop City winning the treble is a catastrophe!

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@UnitedStandMUFC Sell him. Great servant to the club over the years but I can’t defend him any more. Such a liability and he can’t pass. Ortega was spraying it around the pitch today and he’s city’s number 2!