Joey Cones

Drunk cigs don’t count- Ronald Reagan

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FOR SALE: Camo jacket. $50 OBO. Dm me for details.
Serious inquiries only.

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How do you turn a pussycat into a fish??

Don’t wash it for a couple of days.

[Ed Podolak’s Mustache @edsstache]

Happy 6-4 day, Hawk fans.

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

June is National Cancer Survivor Month 💛

No one fights alone.

#ForgedInGold | @CCCNevada

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Someone broke into my house the other day and stole my limbo stick.

Like seriously…how low can you go?

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My wife asked me who the French guy was that was attacked by a cat the other day…

He was Claude.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[MD @mike_daddino]

I promise… this is the most astonishing video you will see today

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They’re saying that crows have lost the ability to communicate these days.

Scientists are looking to find the caws.

[Crack Amico @CrackAmicoRAP]

Prepare yourselves for a WhiteBoySummer the likes of which we’ve never seen before

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I’d give a month’s pay to have 3 more years of Mark Gronowski.

[Jonah Frey @freyjonah23]

Iowa fans...

Would you rather have three more years with Mark Gronowski at quarterback, or one more year with Bennett Stirtz?

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John’s ex wife on a random Wednesday in the spring.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Deer call World Championship 2026 in Germany

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Gennings Dunker is an absolute BEAUTY 😂

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@_LuisAngel__

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It’s crazy how Jews never wanna admit they’re fully Jew.

They always say they’re Jewish.

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The sneeze was invented in the year 1308 by a Chinese man named Ha Choo.

#History

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Cold beer hitting your hand like mjolnir.

[ena @penahening]

Is there anything more satisfying than doing this?

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@_LuisAngel__

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Bought a calendar the other day. Went to put in events for the month of May and the entire page was missing.

I am disMAYed.

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@reallycooljohn That’s at least 144 billion pitches

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@reallycooljohn @austinsitzmann1 Reminds me of this Irish girl is used to know. She’d sit outside all day and night.

Her name was Patty O’Furniture.

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My Chinese friend’s great grandfather passed away yesterday.

He invented the modern camera lens.

His name was Zoo Min.