EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY

[EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY @reallycooljohn]

@ChicagoBears I'm still a free agent

[EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY @reallycooljohn]

Oh boy.........the replies

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Today is Gun Violence Awareness Day.

The White Sox are committed to seeking innovative solutions to gun violence. We are proud to support these organizations and their efforts to help create a safer community. Thread:

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Heading to work at your stupid office job while Christian Watson is getting paid over $27 million a year

[pinkpanther @pinkpanther4056]

Mike McDaniel: “don’t worry about O-line, footwork will protect you”

Herbert week 3:

[EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY @reallycooljohn]

@IowaChill Retard

[EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY @reallycooljohn]

@Viralfizz This is mental illness

[John Coffee Hays @26thAndGuad]

I’m crying man, this feels like a Celina 52 bit

[EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY @reallycooljohn]

Everyday is a vacation when you live in zone 1

[Garrett “Backcut” Sturtz @putmeincoach03]

You have a week vacation in Iowa during the summer but you can’t leave the zone you pick. Where are you going?

[EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY @reallycooljohn]

Time to start shopping at the rickety stool and rope store

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Munetaka Murakami left tonight’s game with right hamstring tightness. He is undergoing further evaluation.

[EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY @reallycooljohn]

@KnightsBaseball Source?

[EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY @reallycooljohn]

How much proof do we need to see to realize that Air Bud was just a dirty ass player. Like the epitome Vontaze Burfict and Alex Anzalone

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Dodgers prospect Kendall George got hurt trying to avoid the bat dog.

[C² @CarleyChurches]

Nvm

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[Alex Welding @airballwelding]

@reallycooljohn See if Jenna Tulls is available?

[EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY @reallycooljohn]

@airballwelding I heard she's a real nice lady

[EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY @reallycooljohn]

Trying to get the folks in the office to call my homie Gabe Owner

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Calling the Suicide Hotline and using my Beast Mode Persuasion Skills until They Agree that I need to Die

[Hero Thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

using my fat chud detector...aaand yep. its going off