Joe Miller 😼

Why come the ducks go in the winter? Explain that, Mr. Lennon

[Joe Miller 😼 @JoeMillcroft]

I'm back to hating women tbh

[Kara @mylifeiskara]

The worst part of having sex as a single woman is having to look up and see a man enjoying himself

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[touching a dead rabbit) I will mourn you.. [phone rings, I accept the call on my Bluetooth earpiece with the same hand] Talk to me

[bert @airpippens]

i spent like 20 minutes trying to find this tweet last night and then when i woke up today that last line finally came to me

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

It's over for the West

[sympathetic opposition @sympatheticopp]

when you meet her friend group and she not the one the other girls periods sync to 🤮🤮🤮

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

I don’t know the origin of piggy banks but I like to assume it was a rural Polish superstition to exploit kosher law to protect your change from Jews

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

remember this hahahha

[Scoundrel @SoakUpThe_Sun]

“Goth baddies” is a hilarious concept cause being goth in 2026 is not even real. It’s like if women were attracted to Greasers who listen to rockabilly music.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

7 people have died after being infected with Vibrio vulnificus, a flesh-eating bacteria that contaminates water and seafood.

The Trump administration cut mandatory public health reporting of Vibrio vulnificus last year.

[VIKARE @vikare06]

Quite fond of these Odyssey posters by Oliver Hamrin, makes me wish Nolan actually went proper full horror with it

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

Hey! There's a bubble. Yep, the largest company on earth needs to borrow $500B, that's right, a $5T needs the largest financing deal in WallSt history to fund itself. The whole thing smell like dog shit. It's over. All of it.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

That is so much going on here.

Trump sleeping while RFK JR. shakes uncontrollably…

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

In the UK, infrastructure is blocked by adult children who can’t get over a mediocre fantasy book series written two decades ago

[ebbe @ebbecooks]

Shenzhen is highkey that utopia meme

[🍄 shroom socialist @shroomsocialist]

lowkey chongqing too

[Joe Miller 😼 @JoeMillcroft]

@idolbaiting Her name?

[The Notorious S.E.B. @bigseb31213]

@Gaismair and sadly America is becoming more and more southern every year. Southern frat culture is taking over northern frats. People in rural New Jersey buy pickup trucks, listen to country, and fly confederate flags now

[Dzaqyp Qulan @DzaqypQulan]

@Gaismair American race politics causes criticism of the Confederacy to focus way too much on slavery and not enough on what a petty and stagnant mode of society it represented. A land of car dealership owners lording over the peasants.

[Mariam @Gaismair]

Northern moneyed-class: kickstart the American Industrial Revolution, found universities, create the most iconic corporations of the age

Southern moneyed-class: