Joe Mujwit

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#PitMad #A #AC All that stands between violent poachers and the annihilation of endangered elephants in Africa’s Garamba National Park are Ike Motumbo, his poorly trained and equipped rangers, and three mercenaries.

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@barstoolsports Considering the playoff expansion, we should have an honest conversation about getting rid of conferences.

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@Pittsburgh_Dad I got a “Rising Star” badge from Pittsburgh Dad today. What alternate universe are we living in where a Pittsburgh dad advocates participation trophies?

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@MRitland Please consider reading this book as a supplement to this moving experience and highlighting the exceptional abilities of our military working dogs. https://t.co/vkyGGeVSGW

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@tallprincipal @KofC Santa now needs an orthopedic surgeon for Christmas.

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@RealTimers @billmaher @kaitlancollins @JamesCarville @DanCrenshawTX @HBO Can the Harris campaign balance the demands of the far left (Gaza, gender surgeries for minors, Green New Deal, etc.) and still win the middle?

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@JTed64 @HumansNoContext Again?

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@barstoolsports I don’t read the script - the script reads me.

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@ilovenostalgia Pennywise’s creepy uncle.

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@Super70sSports And a pair of needle-nose pliers on hand when the channel knob was stripped.

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@ilovenostalgia https://t.co/PMnlVRMM8u

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@ilovenostalgia https://t.co/WYkPil8Qtr

Jonny Quest Theme.

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@gtconway3d And yet, the Republicans can’t agree on a viable alternative and he just may defeat the sitting president. So where do we go from there?

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@Blitz_Burgh A lot of Pittsburgh fans continued to support Tomlin throughout these many mediocre seasons and are now coming to the realization that the best we can hope for is a rehash of Marty Shottenheimer (5-13 playoff record).

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@ilovenostalgia

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@RetroNewsNow Best TV theme music ever.

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@elonmusk

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@ilovenostalgia The Dewey Decimal System.

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@tallprincipal @KentuckyDerby @josgood1 Fully agree!

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@GovRonDeSantis Great - now please focus on the expense of our homeowner insurance rates.