Joe Nobody

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later. - Mitch Hedberg

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@C4SEY85 No. If you don’t like him, don’t make a sound when he’s announced.

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@tchitsaka @HippiesConOsde Yeah. It’s a sad commentary on society. A violent, consequences-be-damned, Wild West way of thinking and reacting. Be your best version. Laugh more. Be kind.

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@Noirgraphique @ATRightMovies You know how I know Jurassic Park was fake? 😀

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@erwin_derek @riger1984 Correct.

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@JeffreyDymm @riger1984 Correct. Skubal is losing games here for the Tigers on this offense-anemic ball club. Kevin can’t be the only one who sees the ball.

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@JimCosta_ Yeah, they don’t want to play offense so it’s football season.

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@ThePakMn @LibsHateUs Cut off his junk, his right hand and both feet.

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@cmccosky Strikeoutelson isn’t helping.

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@Mazz1326 @BarryOnHere Was that it? I think you’re right.

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@TM4755 @crazyclips_ No, he’s a kid. Your father, on the other hand…

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@marjdotjpg Awesome!!!

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@GojiraOmega @90sWWE He’s better than half of the roster. Hard to argue that one.

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@VibesOnTap_ The skit was great. Heidi the unbreakable losing her shit was the absolute highlight.

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@tigers @MLB A triple AND you had Dan Dickerson making the call. Doesn’t get much better.

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@Chulio7 @historyinmemes But his bank account and social life far exceed yours.

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@Econgrad5143 @historyinmemes His life is better than yours so you try and knock him down. Just save time and type out “I’m insecure”.

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@CalRipkenJr Watching our all time favorite player emerge from the cornfield was fun for a lot of us Ripken fans, too!

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@Jack_Box_2026 @DetroitTigersPR Some players are late bloomers. J. D. Martinez is a good example.

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@Velo_Ehemann @DetroitTigersPR You’re on the wrong topic,…mate.