Joe Parks

Full time mentalist with a bit of a thing for fitness & cars

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

@TheGTABase GTA iv

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

@serenatahelp is there a number I can call to talk to someone about an order I’ve made

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

@SerenataFlowers I need to talk to someone about an order, when I try to use the contact us tab on your website it doesn’t work. Can you give me a number to ring to sort it out please?

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

@tishtoking uk gov website says the opposite and they're actually extending visas for ukrainians in the UK automatically, Patel is a weasel but this article is BS

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

I’m gonna start a vehicle recovery service that only uses unemployed circus animals, I’m pretty sure the police motorbike monkeys from Jumanji would have a faster response time.

#aa #rac

[Pedro @PedroTheMighty]

@TheRAC_UK @RAC_Care the average walking speed of an Asian Elephant is 4.5 mph. On long days, they can cover 121 miles.

That means that with breaks, and the elephant going slower because it's towing a vehicle, the van would still arrive quicker than by tow truck.

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#rac #aa

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

@PandaNerd1337 @DarkViperAU خبز

[Matt Colville? @mattcolville]

The most harrowing lesson for me isn't that 70 million Americans are ok with 400k fatalities from a administration that did nothing. It's that there is NO AMOUNT of deaths that would move them to care. Even when their loved ones died, they didn't care. "More of the same please!"

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

@TheLadBible i#Airmanull tazq:3

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

@MrMattEllis @davey_bevan @ChrisWaite11 still got nothing on my 125

[Richard Ray Rawlings @RRRawlings]

RT if you think @Discovery should have #MonkeyWeek as well as #Sharkweek. I mean, monkeys are crazy, too!

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

Gas monkey sticker on a car in the UK @RRRawlings @GasMonkeyGarage

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

“@managerboardout: @albsar1970 Does blocking people make feel powerful....NO it's refreshingly satisfying to block scum and smart ars....BYE

[Richard Ray Rawlings @RRRawlings]

I get a kick out of the haters. Can you tell?

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

Want to get a project car methinks it would be a nice little hobby

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

@Priceyy92 it's not the steak I'm after :D

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

@Priceyy92 nope top gear's on soon :)

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

This itv ice dancing show is really rather shite

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

It's back and it's half price #winner #umbongo #living

[Joe Parks @JoeParks642]

@Priceyy92 o rly?