Who Put Beets in My Couscous?

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Happy Leap Day

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Some songs are red, and other songs are blue, but every so often there's a green song

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@DeltaGammaXray @NicoDValentine *Skelton

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@dairyadult I mean has anyone actually even seen the IATSE national benefits fund? Or is it just three stagehands in a trench coat?

[Moulz @LyMoula]

kamala harris with a razor ramon inspired fit

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Hanging out at the new car dealership to watch couples argue

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The universe wasn't ready for me to wear cutoff shorts to work. That's why it put a hole in them.

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@dairyadult I pronounce it like "Kaw-vet"

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Am I hallucinating or is the choreography in Nelly Furtado's 'Maneater' a reference to Bob Fosse's 'The Rich Man's Frug'

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@hankramento Once saw someone describe Ska as the music that that plays in a child's head in the mid 2000s when the pizza rolls are ready

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Maybe someone has already said it, but Oppenheimer really messed up by not being released on July Fourth

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To the little old lady at the grocery store buying just a mallet and watermelon. I didn't even know Trader Joe's sold mallets

[only murders in the bb26 house-especially heinous @spooloflies]

I still do not want to know anything about the ocean, but I find James Cameron's energy of realizing everyone is suddenly caring about your pet interest but they're getting it WRONG and you just want to explain to them why they're wrong so relatable.

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@BettieWoodQueen Fear street did something kinda like this!

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@dairyadult

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@dairyadult If it's the IATSE National Benefits Fund... did they use the fucking bucket analogy?

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When the cat chooses my partners lap instead of mine on Father's Day. I call that being disrespectful.