Joe Potila

Breathing enthusiast for longer then I can remember, enjoys cats, writes intentionally vague bios.

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@aspharrygus @vitalivour @mossinwitdossin @VeryBadLlama In the UP if u ain't got a snow blower it can get real bad sometimes, I'd say the unpredictability of shoveling makes it harder, maybe about equal to dishes depending on the size of the household and how often they cook vs eating out... Oil change is nothing tho

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Waremoon - When a human is full, the moon turns into a wolf.

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Not the cancer bit tho

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I'm so happy for the hank green piss era 💛💛💛

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@Andres9xz @AxbZero @Spideraxe30 no matter how good they aim, if ur not cc'd u can dodge it.

it's slow.

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Day 7:

Saw some Geese.

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Day 6:

Things seem normal, am I just getting used to it?

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What's a normal amount of women to kill and consume? I wanna get into the business, but don't wanna seem desperate ya know?

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Shit. The frogs turned me gay. I'll investigate potential cures, update tomorrow!

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Day 5:

Investigated frogs, the chemicals are not making them gay.

They are just already extremely gay.

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Help, I cannot stop kissing frogs! I just need to smooch their smooth underbellies. I'm so desperate, I'm even kissing the males...

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After re-reading this, I have realized that I should go back to sleep, hopefully long enough so I can forget all language and reboot myself. I'll settle for five hours tho.

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Day 4:

I awoke early and almost immediately saw the gay Ford truck. I will never buy Ford again.

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Clarification: Not because it's gay, but because it's a Ford. I would hate if people took this the wrong way, but you never know with the internet these days smh my head 😤 😒 🤦. Bazinga.

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Wait I'm being informed that color is a "natural phenomenon" and "came free with your fucking xbox". The wokes win this one...

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Day 3:

Looking into the "color spectrum". Seems to be relevant.

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It's the children, it's always the children. Think about it! They made light gay, it's all the colors, they beam them into your eyes! And who sees the most color? CHILDREN! Look at their cartoons! Bright colors everywhere!

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It's difficult to find any scientific explanation of this phenomenon.

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Day 2:

Ok, so it's an entire month. I'm gonna keep this as a log of my experiences. Colors are more vibrant, and the air is fresher. Is this because of Pride?

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Just asked Joe Biden, apparently it is! The colors will get more and more vibrant over the month, leading to near total blindness by the end :D