Joe Lancaster

Assistant editor @reason | One time I sat near Ric Flair at a Carrabba’s

[Joe Lancaster @JoeRLancaster]

Nothing makes you love your country quite like seeing someone else experience it for the first time

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Brasstown Bald, highest peak of Georgia⛰️

Looks a bit like the rainforest here.

[Joe Lancaster @JoeRLancaster]

@jimantle Maybe Maine just doesn’t get a second senator for this term

[Joe Lancaster @JoeRLancaster]

@jimantle Yes but should there be?

[Ben Szalinski @BenSzalinski]

Pritzker says he still believes the Bears could leave for Indiana, but "The reality is, I wasn't willing to give up billions of dollars of taxpayer money in order to give it to a billionaire-owned family or team."

[Kurt Andersen @KBAndersen]

I'd never seen this -- MAD Magazine, 1991. Really good.

[Joe Lancaster @JoeRLancaster]

@SonnyBunch This is wrong, read your Bible

[Joe Lancaster @JoeRLancaster]

@sfmnemonic Don’t worry, it’s much wilder: https://t.co/5dz8DZS9qA

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years

[Joe Lancaster @JoeRLancaster]

At long last, in its glory, it's...a phone. With all the features befitting a...phone.

[Trump Mobile @TrumpMobile]

The T1 Phone has arrived!! Those who pre-ordered the T1 Phone will be receiving an update email. Phones start shipping this week!!!

[Ephie Bernstein @EphieBernstein]

Mamdani 'Balanced' New York City's Budget—With a Bailout From Albany

The mayor eliminated a $12 billion deficit with an infusion of cash from the state government, as well as by putting off some of today's obligations for tomorrow.

By @JoeRLancaster

https://t.co/KPwsp3rZgi

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[Joe Lancaster @JoeRLancaster]

@Maggie_McNeill Waterworld

[Joe Lancaster @JoeRLancaster]

@maggieserota Since when is it illegal to shoot your shot??

[Joe Lancaster @JoeRLancaster]

It’s summer 2004; Comedy Central’s “Shorties Watchin Shorties” has taken the nation by storm [citation needed].

I emerge victorious from @HISTORY’s offices having successfully pitched a series of cartoons spliced into footage of Iraq War bombing raids—“Shorties Flyin Sorties”

[Joe Lancaster @JoeRLancaster]

@Nat_Dowzicky Two seconds later he took a bite out of that bird

[Joe Lancaster @JoeRLancaster]

@CineCalendar wow spoiler alert

[Aaron Terr @aaronterr1]

An Alabama woman is headed to trial today for wearing a penis costume at a "No Kings" protest while holding a sign that read "No Dick-Tator." It's hard to think of a clearer example of a sham prosecution that flies in the face of the First Amendment.

[Rick Martin @rpmactual]

Businessmen-turned-politicians think the roles are more similar than they actually are. @JoeRLancaster

[Joe Lancaster @JoeRLancaster]

@jbarro @MarcACaputo I dunno, “undecided” really feels like his people