Joe

[Joe @JoeSarin98]

Mam fought breast cancer in secret for months and was given her SECOND all clear two days ago! Was admitted back to hospital this morning with internal bleeding and still wants to be back at work by Friday, I do not deserve her ❤️😇

[starsleeps @starsleeps]

If anyone is wondering how not updating this app since it was twitter is going: pictures display as links, I can’t post replies, I can see the number of QTs but not what they actually say, and I approximately 75% of DMs never show up. But at least I got that bird.

[ElectoralUK @Electoral_UK]

Boris Johnson singing Pink Pony Club while his wife, Carrie rides on a toy pony.

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

keir starmer doing 67 in his final PMQs as PM what a send off

[David Ornside @David_Ornside]

🚨🗣 Egypt's Coach Hossam Hassan couldn't control himself after full-time:

"I will say what's on my mind regardless of the consequence, this was clearly a rigged match and the whole world saw it"

"And I want to say one more thing, if they want them [Argentina] to win so bad, why call everyone to come and participate?"

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

ELLIOT ANDERSON becoming the third most expensive player in the history of football might make the official death of the sport.

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

THERE WERE SIX GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

[ANDY PUBLIC U.K @Andypublicuk]

City west hotel Galway 🇮🇪
The locals want you OUT!! 👊

[Joe @JoeSarin98]

Great finish @Castro1021

[Joe @JoeSarin98]

Black and navy the fat derek

[Luke Littler @LukeTheNuke180]

what an honour🙏🏼 an amazing day and a very proud moment for me and my family. not that long ago I was playing in the academy and local pub leagues so to now have an mbe is crazy. wouldn’t be here without all the support of my family, sponsors and all of you so thank you it means a lot❤️

[aaron @A4RONW7]

Arsenal won the league this season:

*whistle blows seals the 25/26 PL title*

Saka: we did it?

*rice slowly removes durag*

Rice: we did it…WE DID ITTTTT

Chloe Kelly: 1st time is nice now we gotta do it twice 😜

*Noni hugs Rubi Rose*: Its a dat ting icl

*North London Forever x let it all work out Remix plays*

[Brett @utdBrett]

Aaron Ramsey coup de grâce

[Joe @JoeSarin98]

The Onlyfans will be launched by next weekend

[Joe @JoeSarin98]

Seemingly the price you pay for being a wanker

[Hull City @HullCity]

Brandon Williams has left the club by mutual agreement.

We'd like to thank Brandon for his efforts. 🧡

#hcafc

[.🪐 @kbbetaV2]

paying 1.2k to meet a woman beater is just as bad as waiting in a bonnie blue line btw

[m @iron_hammy]

trans people: im trans

society: ok

chelsea fc: let’s Sack.. the manager.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

hoes be like "men will fuck anything" and be the anything that gets fucked

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

In England you pay 50% taxes so they can feed people who stab you to death.

[JL @jlancaster0]

Just bought vodka in Tesco without being ID’d