Somebody's Nemesis🌈

It do be like that sometimes.

Dancer, Biker, Writer | Godmother to Feis, Kal, Lawma and Dumbledore | Public Nuisance

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

20m naira rent and the sitting room is not even big?

You people are losing the plot o. Big time.

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

Every time I try to go back to spectranet, I remember why I left them in the first place.

Never go back to your exes.

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

Why does "I don't go to church" elicit such a visceral reaction from Nigerians?

Like please leave me alone, you don't see me interrogating you on why you go to CCI.

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

I look like I'm okay..

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

@Ritacroft_ On hotspot for them

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

And this is why you should try not to have kids in your house.

[Sadeeq mistakenly🇵🇹🇫🇷 @_svdeeqbello]

Once the kids in your house get used to that cheche kule song youre finished😭

[Oluchi Media @General_Oluchi]

Three years later, we can see that the monkeys that snatched the car key from the owner are still unable to drive it. The car is still where the owner left it.

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

Real
Me and Milo the other day spending our last cash on pizza and bubble tea

[David @MysticDave_]

I did something very foolish yesterday and today, so for some reason I can’t explain, I am currently broke and had just 30k to my name. But I was feeling very down and gym couldn’t fix it, so I reached out my friend if he would love to go take goat pepper soup with me, and he

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

Me and this girl, two twins.

[𝑨𝒚𝒐 x 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒃 @arrakunrin]

Unrelated but this is a reason I’ve stopped talking to someone i was into

Every time she came over, we either had to buy food, or I cook. Not once did she go into the kitchen.

You’ll stay over for 2-3 days. I’ll leave the house to get the ingredients. I’ll prepare everything, make the food and she’ll eat. I’ll do the dishes too after.

It was either that or I had to buy food that we’d eat. Not once did she offer to cook or make us a meal except that one time I’d eaten and she made noodles for herself.

Happened 3 times and after the third time, I just let her go

[ABEFEE @janettalkss]

If it’s by this, Omo!!! Marriage still far for me ooo. Me that will be on the bed pressing phone while he cooks for us 😂😂😂

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

Grateful for growth.
Grateful for the little things that add up to make life easier.
Grateful for the people who started out as friends and have become family.
Grateful for my women.
Grateful for community.
Grateful for hope, for the knowledge that I'll be okay no matter what.

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

@brownmelarnie @tosinolaseinde @KatsinaKK Real

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

3/4 na distinction grade.

[riel @riceojst]

you're either gay, mentally ill, horny, or a billionaire if you're on twitter

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

Met an honest/kind keke driver today. There just might be hope afterall.

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

@bussy_colomanII Lmao

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

Doing research on sourdough starters, and why is it like having a live child? 😭
So much (unending) work kilode

[Purple💜 @_shalommmm]

that need to speak like a 2 year old, as a grown, adult woman? mostly when speaking to a man ?
girl, please stop that atrocity today, okay?

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

What exactly is it that makes people think I have money? 😂😂

[Eyitayo❣️💫 @eyitayo_akanke]

@imoteda Ouuuu first time being the problem, kinda shy😚

[Somebody's Nemesis🌈 @JoeSaxx]

Tweets like this reconfirm just how truly ace I am.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I used to be very 'embarrassed' to acknowledge how sexual compatibility ranked on my tick list.

That spell ended some years ago.

It is important that incoming calls from my partner generates erection - that's my current barest minimum for sexual compatibility.