Joe Smells Good

📺 YouTube content creator
📸 Pretty bottle picture taker (on Instagram)
📥 Business and collaboration messages 👇
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[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

Not me being an idiot for 2 years and. Not realizing how the @fragbuy rewards program worked thinking I had no benefits once I reached the top level. I've had over $100 in rewards available 🫠

The fumes have been getting to my brain.

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

Maybe the dip is due to charging $560 a bottle of perfume.

https://t.co/u5LTb1GGVe

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

Look @whignewtons @JonahDispatch, it's approved by vets! It's actually GOOD for them! 😉

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

My moment has arrived! @whignewtons @JonahDispatch! I ordered Fefe a week ago! Want some?

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

So @instagram will let you post the most racist and vile antisemitic crap you can imagine, but saying literal terrorists and rapists should die is a bridge too far.

Gross Instagram. Be better than the terrorists and rapists you're defending.

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

I've got my bottle @Zaharoff, but I have a friend who just texted me to see where he can get a bottle of Of the Immortals. Any plans to ever bring that back?

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

I'm a nothing burger @reason, but I am doing my part to spread the gospel of school choice. Here with a Trojan horse. #SchoolChoiceWeek

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

@fragbuy Can't trust my neighbors in the states. But I really do love your boxes and national pride!

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

I truly love your boxes @fragbuy but I'd pay a premium to have a bog standard box that doesn't seem to appealing and eye catching to thieves. Just a boring brown box

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

Wait, I was on the email notification list for Declaration Dun Soir @fragbuy! Why didn't I get any notice! It's sold out now 😭

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

And though I have a modest YouTube channel, I will devote it to the glories of Pit Viper

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

On any venn diagram that includes @tacobell and @PitViperShades would have me consuming the center. I have spent 10s of thousands at Taco Bell and own like 10 pitties. There could be no greater joy than making this my daily driver.

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

And if you have any doubts about my commitment, my current daily driver is a Seafoam Green Nissan Murano Crosscabriolet. The Viper would be a perfect brother in my garage.

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

.@aaron_terence you talked about a shipping solution to the US a few months ago, any update on that?

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

Now that Tom Ford has retired, how about he be a creative director for a Perfume brand?

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

Based on what @instagram? The posts you didn't take down? Quit trying to stifle anyone who speaks out against terrorism. And maybe stop letting terrorists have a hecklers veto on your SHITTY platform. Instagram is a hotbed for radicalizing future terrorists. #Israel

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

It was literally these posts which @instagram apparently found so bad they needed to mute me. Antisemitism #Israel 🇮🇱🇮🇱

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

. @instagram is not allowing me to post after I posted in support of Israel. You want to talk about systemic racism, it's Instagram silencing support for Jews while terrorist propaganda runs rampant on the platform

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

Got an email to come to @Nordstrom and smell the new @creedfragrances Absolu Aventus. The salespeople were really cagey, and offered to spray my wrist from a sample vial I couldn't see and I'm pretty sure it was just Aventus and they're trying to pass it off as Absolu. Lol

[Joe Smells Good @JoeSmellsGood1]

Well, today is the first time I've ever had social media stolen from me. Hackers literally were stealing my account as I was posting, so right after it uploaded, I was booted and logged out. Thankfully I was able to send a reset link to my email. Fuck off and die.