Joe Stimpson

Charlie. Uniform. November. Tango.

[Josh Berhow @Josh_Berhow]

Gary Woodland (right) bombs one past Scheffler and Burns on 14 at Shinnecock. Pointed a rangefinder their way and just pulled out his phone to call them.

[TonysSellersHOWEOUTPIFOUTJAMIEREUBENOUT @SellersTonys]

Hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ @BBC you’s are an embarrassment. Imagine this the other way around there would be uproar. Worst panel ever surely? Plenty of boxes ticked though 🤣

[Tim Bolton @TimBolton1981]

BBC used to have the likes of Gullit, Vialli, Henry, Klinsmann, Leonardo and Fabregas as World Cup pundits.

Fast forward to 2026 and it's Ashley Williams, Ellen White and Steph Houghton.

Jesus.

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

Alexi Lalas just called James Corden a “fucking wanker” on live TV and the reactions were incredible. Hero moment for him, IMO. #FIFAWorldCup

[Joe Stimpson @JoeStimo]

Brilliant.

[Joe Stimpson @JoeStimo]

@G7SEV Hahahahahaha

[Joe Stimpson @JoeStimo]

@Tony_Scott11 Remember watching this live and being absolutely convinced he must have cheated. Incredible goal.

[Arlo White @arlowhite]

I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.

[Joe Stimpson @JoeStimo]

@RhysBenjamin @NoContextCounty Thanks, I’ve been struggling to read scorecards recently…

[JerseySpurs @JerseySpur5]

Now we’ve got Lee Dixon and Angry Ginge

[Joe Stimpson @JoeStimo]

@siobhanworld @NoirMJ Correct

“Hello, may I have Xyz please? Thank you”

My mum would have clipped my ears for any less.

[Joe Stimpson @JoeStimo]

@NoirMJ Honestly, it’s the worst thing in the world. No manners either generally.

[Michael Scofield @Affiliated2Ts]

Glenn philips 😂

[JS🪵 @jaacknffc]

Trainers like this were what Lost Property used to provide for PE at school, now yer fellas dropping £200 on a pair for a rave

[Hotspur Lane @HotspurLane]

Yet this is what Mikel Arteta thinks of Thomas Partey…

“For what he’s been through I am so happy for him, he deserves it”

Absolutely VILE 🤢

[cole @c_0L_e]

Might just be the maddest stat ever that

[Koosh Romford degenerate @Kooshykooooooo]

Sexual assault ! Fuck me did Partey turn up at the parade

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

Declan Rice when he sees a camera during a game: