JoeStoopid

I found a $50 bill once when I was a kid and I blew it all on Rambo action figures.

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@EricLDaugh You are so delusional

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The way Ian Mackaye wears a hat always gives me anxiety @dischordrecords

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Genuinely surprised that the old Joann Fabrics down the road from me isn’t a Spirit Halloween store

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@LanceMcAlister Zac Taylor should give the game ball to Andre Szmyt

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@EricLDaugh Shouldn’t Mexico being paying for the fence and the paint and the labor? I was promised they would be paying for this. Why are my tax dollars paying for this? Explain.

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Caleb Williams may throw for 4000 yards this year. But the @ChicagoBears ain’t winning no championship unless Ben Johnson grows a mustache.

Mustacheoed Chicago Coach = Championship

These are facts.

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Can anyone help me? I need a Phillips screwdriver, 3 7/8” long. I’ve had “hey jealousy” by the @ginblossoms stuck in my head for the past two days for no reason and I need to stab my ear canal. Thanks.

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@badsandwich That new wandering birds one ain’t too shabby, either.

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@gocomics I could check my box set but here goes:

Calvin in mirror flexing. Multiple panels of Calvin just having a bad time. Food, tests, bully, etc. last panel he laments about his lucky rocket ship underpants not being enough. And Hobbes tells him he did all he can.

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@RiotFest At least five.

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@RL_Stine This contest is rigged.

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@RiotFest What’s the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn’t beat cancer.

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This is the most dog wagging wagging of dogs in the history of wagging dogs.

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@FINALLEVEL The fact that your music is as relevant now as it was back in the day (I grew up on all that Power & OG & Body Count) says 2 things. 1) you’re a true artist/poet/visionary & 2) we as a society haven’t listened to you and your contemporaries cuz shit hasn’t changed much

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This new pope better bring back white hen pantry, ‘s all I’m saying

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Guarantee that the new pope watched @Svengoolie on channel 32 back in the day.

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I bet #NewPope was at #DiscoDemoltion

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Malort and Savior, amen.

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@LunchMoneyLewis Or find Bigfoot

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Dear Santa. Please bring the @ChicagoBears a watch for Christmas. Thanks.