Sweeney

[Sweeney @JoeSweeney130]

Shite him

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Anthony Gordon joins Barcelona from Newcastle for package worth over €80m. 🔵🔴

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Pep Guardiola to leave position as Manchester City manager at end of this season. 55yo Spaniard departing after trophy-laden decade & set to be replaced by Enzo Maresca. No official confirmation yet from #MCFC. W/ @SamLee @TheAthleticFC after @MailSport https://t.co/FMjZXxfuPq

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

So nice he had to do it twice ✌️🏆

💚 @McIlroyRory

[Duncan Smith @DuncanSmithNBA]

Tiger Woods is both the best and worst driver in history

[Sweeney @JoeSweeney130]

Planet earths greatest midfielder

[Transfersthathappened @actualtransfers]

Bruno Fernandes (17) (€40,000) - Boavista to Novara (2012)

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim as head coach. 40yo Portuguese informed of decision & goes with immediate effect after 14 months following breakdown in relations. Darren Fletcher expected to take over #MUFC on interim basis @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/kEAu5Wv8F7

[Ben Curtin @BenCurtin17]

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ @PotnoodIefringe R kid got a jerrycan

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

That one was for you, Reds.

[Sweeney @JoeSweeney130]

My Friend Mitch has been involved in a serious sky diving accident in Las Vegas and is currently still in America recovering in hospital. Please if you can spare anything to help cover medical bills and get him home ASAP.

https://t.co/M4EFYmZPGI

[Sweeney @JoeSweeney130]

Games gone

[Guerrilla @Guerrilla33]

We’re gone from getting 3 beers out of a tenner, to two.

Now one.
Welcome to 2025/26 Old Trafford.

[Sweeney @JoeSweeney130]

@dan_tabeart 1800 on one I like the colour of

[Sweeney @JoeSweeney130]

Two 9 tonne wins and a week in barca in the middle of carlsberg did weeks(150 made on cheltenham n all fellas)

[Sweeney @JoeSweeney130]

@lewis_sando1 100% goes daft pricing for tickets and ale reeks of £14 for ‘loaded fries’ gaffs everywhere round it n all be no decent pubs left

[Sweeney @JoeSweeney130]

Looks like an £8 a pint type gaff so I’m out

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

This is your future.
Your home.
Your United.

#MUFC

[Dead Men Talking @DeadMenTalkPod]

What’s the worst ever baby name?

[Sweeney @JoeSweeney130]

Mission stop signing shit cunts

[Matt Lawton @Lawton_Times]

EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United’s ‘Mission 21’ to become Premier League champions

https://t.co/7QlO0M69IA

[Sweeney @JoeSweeney130]

He’s tryna flog me a season ticket for the price of a fucking yacht the ugly old owl looking cunt

[Paddy - Attacking Football @PaddyKeoghAF]

Not even being dramatic but it's clear as day to me that INEOS are going to focus primarily on the finances at United. It's going to be a focus on austerity, not winning. It's going to be a shit few years as a Man United fan.

[Sweeney @JoeSweeney130]

@joshtayl_r Played a number 6 up top yesterday because we spent daft money on the chuckle brothers

[Sweeney @JoeSweeney130]

Nearly 3pm on deadline n we’re not even linked with an attacker fucking hell wonder what date we’ll be relegated by

[Sweeney @JoeSweeney130]

@lewis_sando1 Amorim left out to dry got to wonder what big ange feels like at spurs n all at least we got a signing in but so far off enough