Joe Shanahan

Scholar by default.
Satirist by nature.

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

My new life motto.

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

@garthbrooks @tunein Home here now

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

This has to be BS. I'm an American and I've shit outside.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

People practicing open defecation (% of population):

🇳🇪 Niger: 68
🇪🇷 Eritrea: 67
🇹🇩 Chad: 64
🇸🇸 South Sudan: 60
🇧🇯 Benin: 52
🇳🇦 Namibia: 47
🇲🇬 Madagascar: 42
🇱🇷 Liberia: 38
🇸🇩 Sudan: 24
🇳🇬 Nigeria: 19
🇪🇹 Ethiopia: 17
🇮🇳 India: 15
🇦🇫 Afghanistan: 11
🇧🇴 Bolivia: 10
🇰🇪 Kenya: 9
🇲🇳 Mongolia: 8
🇮🇩 Indonesia: 6
🇻🇪 Venezuela: 3
🇻🇳 Vietnam: 3
🇨🇴 Colombia: 3
🇦🇷 Argentina: 2
🇧🇷 Brazil: 0
🇹🇷 Turkey: 0
🇲🇽 Mexico: 0
🇦🇺 Australia: 0
🇩🇪 Germany: 0
🇨🇦 Canada: 0
🇫🇷 France: 0
🇮🇹 Italy: 0
🇬🇧 UK: 0
🇺🇸 USA: 0
🇯🇵 Japan: 0
🇷🇺 Russia: 0

🌍 World: 7

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

First of all. Who killed Jeffery Epstein?

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

gauex tigers. #lsu

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

Personally, I’d love to see Kyrie in the purple and gold.

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

Fillip Forsberg for Martin Erat

[HockeyFights.com @hockeyfights]

🤔

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

Uncomfortable because those guys are just carrying pistol caliber carbines. They should be carrying actual rifle caliber, at least intermediate calibers.

[Jason Martinez @JasonFox29]

A North Philly owner says he’s had enough violent crime at his gas station so he’s hired these guys to protect his customers and store.

Does this make you feel safer? Or uncomfortable.

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

It's an important detail that he said he's Mormon. Not the first time a Mormons committed a mass murder for their own twisted reasons.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting... And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (@CBS8)

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

I feel like Mr Beast has something to do with this.

"Last one to leave the circle wins the mineral rights of half of Kazakhstan"

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

A flock of Sheep in Inner Mongolia have been walking in a circle for over 10 days straight and no one knows why.

[Matt Weyrich @ByMattWeyrich]

This pass: Rated R, not suitable for all audiences

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

Love to see it. I might move to England just to be another foreigner there

[Callum @AkkadSecretary]

Census got realised.

1 in 6 people in England and Wales are 1st generation foreigners.

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

Rest In Peace @1YoungTakeoff! 🙏🏻

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

Martin Erat trade

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

What’s a sports moment that gives you nightmares? 👻🎃

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

I bet Jiri's cock is just massive and every usada employee hears about it and wants to see for themselves.

[Aaron Bronsteter @aaronbronsteter]

Based on data from USADA's athlete test history, Jiri Prochazka has submitted 24 samples for drug testing in the past month (and 27 total in Q3 of 2022).

This is a massive anomaly as the next most is 7 samples submitted.

USADA confirmed to me that the number is accurate.

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

We can do better than that. I know we have it in us. Maybe this football season will make us #1

[KCRG-TV9 @KCRG]

Iowa ranks second in the nation for excessive drinking https://t.co/5UNBuEGxPk

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

I can only hope to skate as fast and as smooth as a injured Backy

[Matt Weyrich @ByMattWeyrich]

On the ice this morning ahead of Capitals practice: Nicklas Backstrom and Tom Wilson.

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

Chito rematch. Winner gets title shot.

[Marcel Dorff 🇳🇱🇮🇩 @BigMarcel24]

Some of y'all still talking about Yan vs. O'Malley. I didn't agree with the outcome but nothing gonna change. We have no influence in it. We ain't judges. Accept it 🤷‍♂️

Options
A. Titleshot O'Malley.
B. Yan rematch five rounder.
C. Vera rematch five rounder.
D. Tell me.

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

The decision in Omalley vs Yan was probably wrong, but everyone from casuals to Dana White knows the judges pulls shit out of their ass. All I'm saying is give Chito a title shot already.

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

@aggiephillips_ Aggie, you kind of rushed into things after being together for like 10 years, living together for like 6-7, both graduating college, establishing careers and meeting liver king. you should probably pump the brakes.

Jk of course
Y'all are great. Happy for you. Congrats.

[Joe Shanahan @JoeTheWonderful]

He looks like he top drawer in is dresser is only neon Nike elite socks

[Neon Genesis Evan Fournier @Neon_Jeremy]

This is what playing for the Hornets does to the human body