Joe Ward

irked adjacent

[FuckCars @FuckCarsReddit]

Remember that modern trams only cost $20million per km. So with a $350billion budget, it means you could build 17500 km of new tram lines.

There’s so many solutions to car traffic, none of them include widening highways.

[Dan Carlin @HardcoreHistory]

Yeah, well I deserve no credit. You don't need to be Nostradamus to predict an intervention will go badly in a place nicknamed "The Graveyard of Empires".

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

alright i tweeted this out earlier today but now i've had some time to sit on it. this is possibly the very dumbest thing i have ever seen in a major league baseball game

[Evan Fox @evanfoxy]

Euchre is the greatest game on earth

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today that was ultimately won by a 5-year old named Josh who was crowned The Supreme Josh or was I just supposed to find this out on my own

[Jack Casey @jackcasey27]

https://t.co/lMFX0Z2GMT

[Ben @benhasthoughts]

Hardest jobs in the universe:

1: Brain surgeon
2: Aerospace engineer
3: Teaching someone to play euchre for the first time

[krook @KrookTM]

‘pronouns are confusing’ bro literally what is this

[Jordan Deeb @Jordan_Deeb]

GameStop sitting amongst Tesla and Amazon after reddit users make it a Fortune 500 company

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Gotta admit it’s really something to see Wall Streeters with a long history of treating our economy as a casino complain about a message board of posters also treating the market as a casino

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

The media is about to go all in trying to convince you that wall street hedge fund billionaires making shitty bets and squeezing people out of business are a victim -- they aren't. They were the ones manipulating the market.

[Money Power Politics with Stephanie Ruhle @mppmsnow]

Day 1 vs. Day 1,448

[Patrick Finley @patrickfinley]

I'd looooove to know how many people who think storming the Capitol is an acceptable form of protest believe that taking a knee during the national anthem isn't.

[Vas Drimalitis @vasdrimalitis]

Dave Portnoy is Ben Shapiro for sports fans.

[guy online @fellawhomstdve]

it's objectively very funny that his entire campaign strategy is "I am not currently the President"