What's missing from the discourse right now? A JOE'S perspective on how Joe Biden and the Democrats blew this. Arm yourself with this critical viewpoint in
@mcsweeneys https://t.co/yqhPY01mtu
"As a person who’s wished abhorrent violence upon reporters, protesters, political adversaries, shoplifters, and people who I just don’t like, the abhorrent violence of this weekend’s rally is difficult to comprehend."
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"If you spend time with everyday folks, they’ll tell you they won't let a bunch of hysterics going on in Washington, DC, Iowa, Alabama, California, Virginia, New York, New Mexico, Texas, Wyoming, and forty-two other states stop them from voting for Biden."
https://t.co/yQPT1pdC7f
These are trying times for the entire Joe community. But when one of our own is trying to spin legit concern as media hysterics, it is our duty to write ~475 word satire pieces in @mcsweeneys about it
https://t.co/AZw5aIoZSU
"Democracy needs a well-informed electorate, and thanks to today’s very orderly information environment of rage bait, both-sides journalism, and seven-hour YouTube interviews with Jordan Peterson, our electorate has never been less confused about things."
https://t.co/mEkjFYmOaW
Promoting my satirical takedown of today's internet on twitter...it doesn't get any sadder than this people! Read in @mcsweeneys why tiktok is the least of our problems so we all can begin to heal https://t.co/sJoW2uY6ss
Jimmy Kimmel showering tomorrow morning "boy, that sure was one GLAD...STONE wasn't it, folks?" *punches shower liner* YOU FRAUD IT WAS RIGHT THERE FUCK SHIT
it's pretty messed up that the Beatles released a song called "Help!" and then an album called "Help!" and then a movie called "Help!" and nobody helped them and half of them died
"You want the truth? We lied. This product sucks. There are zero real benefits to buying electric rollerblades, so we made up some shit about changing the world."
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If you're sick of gimmicky products sold to us with the language of "revolution" and "disruption," read my @mcsweeneys piece! If you're a more normal person who is not upset by such niche things, please carry on with your day. Thank you https://t.co/9HPfglZKgg
Embarrassing As Hell: This Man Brought His Laptop On His Family Vacation Like He’s Really Going Bust It Out And Get Into Some Laptop Shit At Some Point https://t.co/8dsyyl2RNk
If you enjoy crosswalks and funny monological essays about them, you won't want to miss my @mcsweeneys piece "For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Walk Across This Crosswalk" Stay safe, fellow pedestrians
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