Joe Wellman

[Joe Wellman @JoeWellman16]

What's missing from the discourse right now? A JOE'S perspective on how Joe Biden and the Democrats blew this. Arm yourself with this critical viewpoint in
@mcsweeneys https://t.co/yqhPY01mtu

[Joe Wellman @JoeWellman16]

@chillextremist Put chips after chorus unless you want to wreck your signal chain smh

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Absolutely Beautiful: These Kids At The Beach Who All Just Met Each Other Have Teamed Up To Dig A Very Large Hole https://t.co/WcKiNdwY2h

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"As a person who’s wished abhorrent violence upon reporters, protesters, political adversaries, shoplifters, and people who I just don’t like, the abhorrent violence of this weekend’s rally is difficult to comprehend."
https://t.co/yn0NqCDq8p

[Joe Wellman @JoeWellman16]

@meg_it_happen @mcsweeneys thanks meg!

[Joe Wellman @JoeWellman16]

Sometimes, the obvious joke is the best joke. Enjoy my fellow non-violent non-hateful humans of America @mcsweeneys https://t.co/L38butZapR

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"If you spend time with everyday folks, they’ll tell you they won't let a bunch of hysterics going on in Washington, DC, Iowa, Alabama, California, Virginia, New York, New Mexico, Texas, Wyoming, and forty-two other states stop them from voting for Biden."
https://t.co/yQPT1pdC7f

[Joe Wellman @JoeWellman16]

These are trying times for the entire Joe community. But when one of our own is trying to spin legit concern as media hysterics, it is our duty to write ~475 word satire pieces in @mcsweeneys about it
https://t.co/AZw5aIoZSU

[Guardian US @GuardianUS]

Wow! This clickbait parody is still the funniest thing on the internet https://t.co/GTJNLeXBb9

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Democracy needs a well-informed electorate, and thanks to today’s very orderly information environment of rage bait, both-sides journalism, and seven-hour YouTube interviews with Jordan Peterson, our electorate has never been less confused about things."
https://t.co/mEkjFYmOaW

[Joe Wellman @JoeWellman16]

Promoting my satirical takedown of today's internet on twitter...it doesn't get any sadder than this people! Read in @mcsweeneys why tiktok is the least of our problems so we all can begin to heal https://t.co/sJoW2uY6ss

[Joe Wellman @JoeWellman16]

Jimmy Kimmel showering tomorrow morning "boy, that sure was one GLAD...STONE wasn't it, folks?" *punches shower liner* YOU FRAUD IT WAS RIGHT THERE FUCK SHIT

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

it's pretty messed up that the Beatles released a song called "Help!" and then an album called "Help!" and then a movie called "Help!" and nobody helped them and half of them died

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"You want the truth? We lied. This product sucks. There are zero real benefits to buying electric rollerblades, so we made up some shit about changing the world."
https://t.co/3iCLj2OTxc

[Joe Wellman @JoeWellman16]

The real man’s barbenheimer

[Joe Wellman @JoeWellman16]

If you're sick of gimmicky products sold to us with the language of "revolution" and "disruption," read my @mcsweeneys piece! If you're a more normal person who is not upset by such niche things, please carry on with your day. Thank you https://t.co/9HPfglZKgg

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Embarrassing As Hell: This Man Brought His Laptop On His Family Vacation Like He’s Really Going Bust It Out And Get Into Some Laptop Shit At Some Point https://t.co/8dsyyl2RNk

[Joe Wellman @JoeWellman16]

I’ve always wanted to be EXACTLY 17th at something. Thanks to @mcsweeneys and all who read this piece / laughed at chat gpt this year

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

Here's our 17th most-read article of 2023. #McSweeneysTop20of23
https://t.co/ItMNAW7NHB

[Joe Wellman @JoeWellman16]

If you enjoy crosswalks and funny monological essays about them, you won't want to miss my @mcsweeneys piece "For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Walk Across This Crosswalk" Stay safe, fellow pedestrians
https://t.co/u60CZgJONz

[Joe Wellman @JoeWellman16]

He’s a blast at parties but I really regret giving Gosling my number