Joe Blanco

But I'm not a biographer

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

@nrmehta Love when I'm the one that gets to say this

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

@nrmehta I would be a full-time parodist in a heartbeat. Time to create a new category? Parodists-4-Hire

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

@nrmehta If you're saying Kiss from a Rose isn't contributing to a 100% awesome rating, then I just don't know which way is up anymore lol

[shitwesay @shit_we_say____]

These are the......awkwardliest, creamy beans. Cremay behns. Crrrrrayyymayy bains.....

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

Look inside the numbers of digital advertising to the big picture, targeting the right people at the right time.
https://t.co/RXsNY6HheP

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

How dare you sir! But well played you devious SOB https://t.co/L1PvyPrHUp

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

#Betcha didn’t know why one NBA Jam team was programmed to fail.
https://t.co/EiAsR3r9hQ

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

#Caturday IS a holiday, the New Mexico Miracle and Mark Lyons downing the Gators!? Same day!? #TwelveFifteenTwelve https://t.co/IHWCRPlGoK

[Ty @beardownblitz]

12-15-12 should be at least a state holiday if not national. Also, I won this shirt from @Greg_Byrne

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

"Fight for Your Right to Party" comes on just as I change lanes, immediately behind a car with license plate "BEASTIE"...#WOAH

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

@ARizzo44 that bat flip game is on point, good form! #WeAreGood #LetsGo #RizzoKnows https://t.co/8KhZ4CsnUS

[Cut4 @Cut4]

Watch @ARizzo44's dramatic re-enactment of @JoeyBats19's epic Game 5 bat flip: http://t.co/SX5U7ulzTb http://t.co/Pj9xp2ASK1

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

Welp, I just became a Dodgers fan (just for tomorrow). #NLCSGame6BoundifNecessary

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

Da fuq!? At that point just call it 'Toy Story'. Anyone who remembers the original will be friggin dead by then. https://t.co/uhlCuWEp88

[Forbes @Forbes]

'Toy Story 4' will no longer open on June 16, 2017, but will instead open on June 15, 2018: http://t.co/R9t4Fv6MET

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

You ever take a peek at your bank account and think, "huh, that's more than I expected"...me neither.

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

Thank God I brought my scarf and gloves to work today. It's 72 and breezy outside, with these weird puffy gray things in the sky #DesertFall

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

@BdotAdot5 ever done a Joakim Noah video? Or is he too easy of a target?

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

Lee Corso can officially leave Tucson safely. Good choice sir. #BearDown #BTFD #collegegameday

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

The classic Spider 2 Wide Banana #MNF #gruden

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

A trip back to Chicago just got that much sweeter #BeersandBurritos https://t.co/Og7HMh727I

[NPR @NPR]

In A Push To Attract Millennials, Taco Bell Offers Beer and Wine http://t.co/jdzFzKL3ph

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

Went 4-0 in Fantasy this weekend. Don't know if I should be proud, or embarrassed that I have 4 fantasy football teams, and zero life.

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

#ButThatsNoneofMyBusiness https://t.co/TJoejAS2dU

[ZonaZoo 🐻⬇️ @ZonaZooOfficial]

REMINDER:
The two undefeated teams in Arizona play on Saturday
REMINDER:
Those schools are Arizona & NAU
REMINDER:
ASU is not one of them

[Joe Blanco @Joe_Blanco427]

Ha and there's Cutler right on cue #bearsvspackers