Joe G

Positive 💯, Music lover.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Woi… The Ruto govt is really about to do this?

They’re pushing a law that forces all internet companies to ditch unlimited packages and start charging kenyans per megabyte, like we’re using water or electricity. (Metred)

They say it’s for “consumer protection,” but

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

There is a guy promising Nairobians an underground train system aka subway but he can’t fix the potholes on Kenyatta Avenue. This is the shamelessness you need to approach life with in this Country

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

FELLOW KENYANS, THE CONSTITUTION IS UNDER SIEGE! 🇰🇪

Our Constitution was designed with one clear principle. No single political office should have unchecked control over public money. That is why it separates political leadership from the management of the country’s finances.

Article 225(1) establishes the National Treasury as the constitutional custodian of public finances. Its role is too important to be left to politics alone.

Yet Section 11 of the Public Finance Management Act places the National Treasury under the National Executive and under the authority of a political Cabinet Secretary.

This is not a small legal issue. It goes to the heart of constitutional governance.

Parliament has the power to make laws that implement the Constitution. It does not have the power to change the Constitution through an ordinary Act of Parliament.

When the independence of public financial management is weakened, the checks that protect taxpayers’ money are weakened too.

The Constitution must remain above politics. Every law passed by Parliament must respect it.

If we fail to defend Chapter Twelve today, we risk eroding one of the most important safeguards for accountability and responsible use of public resources.

The Constitution belongs to all of us. Defending it is a duty we all share.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

MOTION FOR SENATORS TO ACCESS THE IFMIS RECORDS IN REAL TIME

Pursuant to Articles 96 and 217 of the Constitution, I have moved a Motion in the @Senate_KE to compel the National @KeTreasury to provide Senators with real time IFMIS reports for every county. Effective oversight cannot rely on delayed reports long after public funds have been spent.
Transparency begins with timely access to information. If Senators are to protect county resources and hold governments accountable, we must see public expenditure as it happens, not after the damage is done.
No accountability without transparency. No transparency without real time access.

[Leandro Trossard @LTrossard]

To all the Arsenal fans, thank you for everything, from the bottom of my heart.

Once a Gunner, always a Gunner.

Leo

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

🚨 BREAKING: The Finance Committee led by Kimani Kuria & other UDA MPs has officially rejected a crucial proposal by the Controller of Budget (CoB) to vet, track, and approve withdrawals from the new Sovereign Wealth Fund.

Let this sink in. The CoB’s entire constitutional job is to make sure your tax money isn't misused before it leaves the account. Yet, MPs just voted to block her from having written authorization over these billions.

Look at exactly what they said NO to:

❌ No Written Sign-offs: They rejected letting the CoB approve withdrawals.

❌ Bypassing the Main Account: They refused to route the revenue through the Consolidated Fund first.

❌ Avoiding Full PFM Act Oversight: They blocked the full application of standard public finance accountability laws.

By bypassing Article 228 of the Constitution, this decision turns a national wealth fund into an unaccountable black box.

If the intentions for these billions are pure and there’s nothing to hide, why lock out the COB?

This is a terrifying precedent. What is the real motive behind locking out the nation's top financial watchdog?

Note: This has not been passed by the full Parliament yet. This is the time to speak up strongly; we should push for the CoB to have a meaningful say so that this national fund doesn’t become an accountability black box.

[KinG £ @xKGx__]

🚨 LIONEL MESSI SCORES A HATTRICK AND BECOMES THE WORLD CUP TOPSCORER OF ALL TIME 🐐🐐🤯🔥

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🌎 MESSI COMPLETES THE HAT-TRICK! WHAT A FINISH! 🤯

Argentina 3-0 Algeria.

https://t.co/7usEqB13NR

[KYK 🇰🇪 @Kijanayakabras]

Paul Njuguna, a retired technical manager at the Agricultural Development Corporation, invested Ksh 16 million in 2019 to set up Elgon Pine, a refined oil and animal feed plant in Eldoret. At its peak, the plant processed 90 tonnes of canola, sunflower, and soya annually, with capacity for 300 tonnes. Njuguna contracted about 100 farmers who supplied raw materials, while he also farmed 10 acres himself.
The business also produced poultry feeds and soap from crop by-products.

The venture collapsed after Kenya Power slapped him with a Ksh 400,000 bill in August 2021, compared to his usual monthly bill of about Ksh 30,000. Njuguna disputed it as an error and filed a complaint, but Kenya Power claimed underbilling and refused to adjust. When he failed to pay, Kenya Power disconnected electricity to both his plant and home. Though EPRA ruled in his favour and ordered reconnection, the power was never restored, forcing him to shut down operations.

The shutdown affected the entire value chain - contracted farmers, suppliers, and employees - all of whom lost income. Njuguna now questions whether the disconnection was deliberate sabotage and why Kenya does little to protect small industrial ventures. His case has raised concerns about how utility billing errors and slow dispute resolution can destroy promising local businesses and the livelihoods tied to them.

[Sophie Mugure Njehia @MugureNjehia]

Amkeni.

Have you seen the National Disaster Management Bill that seeks to grant the president mandate to declare a national disaster, prevent movement from territories they deem to have those disasters and forcefully evict people there?

Ebola..Nanyuki?

[Phil @bamwinejnr]

Retweet till every rival fan sees this ❤️

[「Gyök Lesnar 🏆」 @duanepng_]

Won the league. Reached a UCL final. Lost on pens. And rivals think we’re supposed to be SAD?

We just had the greatest Arsenal season in a GENERATION.

[kibet @Kibetsharp]

Risking the lives of 58million Kenyan's because of greed should be the reason we should go to the streets now.

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

We must really strongly condemn and refuse the entry of any Ebola patients into our borders … if a super power with all its resources is refusing its own citizens back who are we to accept them through our borders ?

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

Hi I'm lynet from Komarock I lost my kids date 13 may 2026 please 🙏 who ever see them please call me on these number 0726096432 name ,precious and Zennel

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

Our children are being stolen. Between Jan 2025–Mar 2026, Kenya recorded 10,581 child protection cases,1,952 abductions, 173 trafficking cases. That is 23 children a day.

Last week in Githurai, a 2-year-old was kidnapped by a teenager sent to steal a child for a phone. In Juja, residents shut down the Thika Superhighway after 4 children vanished in two weeks. In Central Kenya, 372 violence-against-children incidents in under a year. This is a national emergency.

The Penal Code provides for life imprisonment for kidnappers. I want to see DCI and DPP match that seriousness with urgent investigations and full prosecutions, not just press releases.

To every Kenyan, watch the children around you. Speak up and report because if we do not protect our children, we have failed at the most fundamental duty of a society. Our children are not a footnote. They are our future.

[Eric @amerix]

Men are full:

• Full of unpaid bills.

• Full of frustrations.

• Full of failures.

• Full of symptoms.

Be graceful to men.

They deserve peace of mind.

[Eric @amerix]

A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Never take for granted a body that wakes up and functions without a medical crisis attached to it. That is grace.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

KeNHA closed Chiromo Road for months. @KeNHAKenya DG I want you to look at these pictures and explain to Kenyans with a straight face how a road you just repaired has potholes before the paint is even dry.

This is not incompetence.

Incompetence is accidental.

This is deliberate.

You used substandard materials knowing exactly what would happen because the same road will need repair again and the same tender will be issued again and the same people will eat again.

The pothole is not a mistake.

The pothole is your business model. 😐

#CentralFocus