Joe Martin 🥋

Nap enthusiast. Semi-professional dreamer. Skills include husbandry and child-rearing.

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

@All_Things_Mavs Ah. Makes sense.

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

USA! USA!

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Bosnia walks into this match thinking it’s 50/50.

But they forgot to carry the USA, divide by FREEDOM, multiply by AMERICA, and subtract all their confidence.

The numbers don’t lie… and they spell DISASTER for Bosnia.

🇺🇸 HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME! 🇺🇸

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

@Nike Thanks for responding. I looked on the Help page and could not find anything that seemed like it pertained to my situation.

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

Super disappointed in these @Nike Pegasus Premiums. Maybe the most comfortable shoe ever, but I’ve had them less than 7 months and they are literally falling apart. I expected more from a $220 pair of sneakers.

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

@_LaurenGunn What do you think of the bones of this? Lakers get off of Vando’s contract and reunite Gafford with Luka. Jazz pick up some draft capital and a couple of young guys who could still develop.

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

@jamiebarnes I think it’s about a lot of things, but grief is at the top of the list.

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

@KirkSeriousFace It’s so good.

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

@KirkSeriousFace Not just unpopular. Insane. This season has been awesome.

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

@All_Things_Mavs @ShamsCharania It’s hard to put into words how little interest I would have in Jimmy Butler at this juncture. We have a squad. Leave it be.

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

@BrendanEmm Are you legitimately saying that SC deserves to get in over Bama because they beat a common opponent by a wider margin when Alabama beat SC on the field? Make it make sense.

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

The Venn Diagram of those who don’t believe in climate change because humanity could never unintentionally alter the temperature of the earth and those who believe there are people creating and aiming hurricanes for political reasons is an interesting one.

[Mika Edmondson @mika_edmondson]

Christians should NEVER entertain or traffic in xenophobic tropes.

Haitian immigrants are not eating pets.

South American immigrants are not dangerous criminals from insane asylums.

This is the opposite of neighbor love. It makes immigrants the target of hatred and suspicion.

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

@BibsCorner They apparently dropped one of the handlers from the cast. It’s definitely a little bloated, and Reenie is annoying.

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

$11 for half a @Zaxbys salad. This container used to be pretty full.

[Joe Martin 🥋 @Joe_wrote]

@qdotgrimes @dmn_mavericks Welcome, bro! Glad to have you.

[Marc Stein @TheSteinLine]

Barring a late setback, Mavericks F Maxi Kleber (shoulder separation) is indeed on course to make his return to the lineup tonight in Game 4 of the Western Conference finals after being sidelined since May 3, league sources tell @TheSteinLine.

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