joe

[🧟‍♀️ @crewslover]

the greatest achievement of ronaldos career is people putting him in conversations with messi

[Jimmy @FCBJimmy_]

I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.

[Stu @StuB53]

Dont care if we lose on Saturday, these getting fucked is good enough for me.

[anthony vickers @untypicalboro]

Footage & detailed tactical insights they were told came from opposition training camps were used to prepare a long successful run where they were happy to pick up their win bonuses & lap up the plaudits. They knew. They are implicated. You can't get on your moral high horse now.

[Tyrone Marshall @TyMarshall_MEN]

Takes quite a substantial leap of faith to believe that Southampton spied on Oxford in December (who had 4 wins in 21 games at that point) and then put the binoculars away until they played Ipswich in April

[Liam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🪄 @liamtribb]

Offer Steve Gibson a Wembley ticket for the laughs
#SaintsFC

[luke @louorns]

A message I got from someone at the EFL today about #spygate

“Do not go against Steve Gibson. Fuck me the bloke is a nutter for his club”

[joe @JoeePennock]

@SargetheSaint Shouldn’t be a fat basted and spout his mouth should he

[joe @JoeePennock]

@StokeyyG2 As guilty as sin the fucking kraut , the SS are still alive

[joe @JoeePennock]

@DomShawEcho Nazi cunt

[joe @JoeePennock]

@GBInvestor1990 Gay

[joe @JoeePennock]

@bfgfox 1v1 outside Captain cooks monument

[joe @JoeePennock]

@Hiscock91 Second names mental ya cuck

[joe @JoeePennock]

@Tomdiff23 Fat cheating bastard

[Middlesbrough FC @Boro]

KH. 👊

[Middlesbrough FC @Boro]

North and South 🤝

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🚨 🕵🏻‍♂️ 🌳 BREAKING: Middlesbrough boss Kim Hellberg has accused Southampton of “cheating” by having a spy “hidden in the bushes” at a Boro training session:

🗣️ "I couldn’t believe my eyes or ears. I couldn’t believe it when I was told a second time, or third. It's quite clear that they - and I don't mean the players or fans of Southampton, I think they are brilliant and have nothing to do with it - but someone has made a decision to cheat. 

🗣️ “I feel anger, but there has to be respect too between each other that they have totally failed in. I mean those who did it, not the club or anything like that.
So I think it’s disappointment because it’s a big game. They tried to get an advantage in an unfair way. Things can happen in the heat of the moment, like a dive to trick the referee. But this is something they’d planned — absolutely everything.”

🗣️ If the punishment is a a fine, who would get the fine? Should they pay it to the EFL?
Okay. So they see everything we do, and…what? We will see what happens, I don’t know. 

🗣️”I just think it’s weird they try to cheat in this type of game. Didn’t Bielsa (at Leeds) pay £200,000 when it wasn’t a law? I think a lot of clubs would pay that amount to try and get the advantage two days before a game.”

🗣️ “Is there a suspicion they’ve done this to other clubs this season? I’m just thinking about now…and we found them in the bushes.”
🌳 🕵🏻‍♂️ #UTB

[joe @JoeePennock]

KALY KALY SENEEWW

[Dan @DanDougan97]

He shagged your mam again, kaly kaly sene #boro #utb

[Dan @DanDougan97]

He shagged your mam again, kaly kaly sene #boro #utb