Joe

I’m on that choo choo rolling

[New York Times Tech Guild @NYTGuildTech]

We are on ULP strike. We gave @nytimes management months of notice of our strike deadline, we made ourselves available around the clock, but the company has decided that our members aren’t worth enough to agree to a fair contract and stop committing unfair labor practices.

[Mark Potash @MarkPotash]

Justin Fields is 2-0. Luke Getsy scored 26 vs. the Ravens and won, with Gardner Minshew. Darnell Mooney beat the Eagles. Lucas Patrick is the top-graded guard in the NFL ... if it’s not the QB, the OC or the supporting cast, what else could it be — the water at Halas Hall?

[aarøn. @ayroned]

Ever time I draft Kyle Pitts

[Paul McLeod @pdmcleod]

The plan? We lure people in to drink alcohol and argue about politics and we give them hammers.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

C. S. Lewis, 1935

[Akash @YZR_Fantasy]

The MVP race is heating up

[Alfredo Brown @AlfredoABrown]

Hey Siri, play "Something in the Way" by Nirvana.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

"tHe nAtiOnaL diVoRce"

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

After a lifetime of cigarette smoking and railing against welfare, Ayn Rand spent the last decade of her life on social security and Medicare to offset the exorbitant cost of treating her lung cancer under a capitalist private healthcare system

[sarah @sahouraxo]

"Those who killed Muammar Gaddafi, today are coming to teach us about democracy."

Zambia's opposition leader, Fred M'membe, blasts Kamala Harris during her visit to Africa.

Absolutely powerful speech 🔥

[UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance]

The onion scrubbed this from their site you're welcome

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

It's always funny to see the older generations of parents finally realizing how absolutely wrecked the housing market is.
It's time for them to wake up to the reality that it takes 2 full-time jobs to live in a cheap apartment making twice as much as they easily got by on when they were younger.

Thank all the landlords you know, thank all the corporations buying up every house they can because they have piles of excess money from other businesses that have stolen wages from working-class men and women over the years.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

ass is bodacious

[😒 @tobyandfiss]

We did something similar the summer of 2020. Y’all called us savages and kettled us. Kyle Rittenhouse, a minor, was driven across state lines by his mother with an illegally owned firearm, killed 2 protestors, ran to the police for protection, got off, and is touring now.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It's that fun time of year to stop union busting and negotiate a fair contract with your workers.