Seuss™

@andrew_axe is my beer pong partner 17-2

[Seuss™ @JoelSusee]

If you have time please check out my highlights. #D1Dreams #Banger
Check out my highlight:

https://t.co/wLFX6gVdGR

[Marion Co. Sheriff @MCSOInTheKnow]

Congratulations on your retirement, Senior Deputy Susee! 23 years of commendable service to the Marion County Sheriff's Office and our community. We are proud of you and wish you all the best in your well-deserved retirement. Congratulations to you and your family.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Fuck paper straws. They are the dumbest thing ive ever seen. Trying to drink liquid through a piece of paper is dumb as fuck.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I ♥️ Canada

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Still can’t believe we traded the Merchant of Death straight up for Britney Griner.

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

With the 170th pick in the #NFLDraft, we select TE Teagan Quitoriano from Oregon State 😎

[C.J. @CJLowee]

First round of stage shots!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

This is why I don't kneel. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[KYLE @KyleForgeard]

Kanyes album is fucking horrible

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

RIP sir. Thank you for your service.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Is Joe Biden really claiming that most of the Americans stranded in Afghanistan don't want to come home???

25th Amendment right now.

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

Wait, I wasn’t supposed to get paid when I was in college? 🤌

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Highest scoring games last season:

Damian Lillard - 61
Damian Lillard - 61
Damian Lillard - 60
James Harden - 60
James Harden - 59
Donovan Mitchell - 57
Bradley Beal - 55
James Harden - 55
James Harden - 54
Kyrie Irving - 54

[Seuss™ @JoelSusee]

@CJLowee You can call me at anytime of the day brother❤️

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

"Peaceful protestors" in Portland tore down a statue of President Abraham Lincoln. You know, the man who ended slavery in the United States. Can't fix stupid. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Draymomd @draymondbeans]

nvm got it

[Saint Laurent Don @21savage]

BIG4L

[Mrs.GetItBack @_GreatnessAhead]

Romantic stuff without having to ask for it is TOP TIER