Joe

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@ACTBrigitte Relax folks. Wasn’t Bill DeBlasio a communist? What’s new here for NYC?

[ᴍᴀɴᴜ. @ESnomanu]

Cuantos más estadios veo de EEUU y México, más me doy cuenta de lo pobres que somos en España.

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@chrisw333 @Ofc_of_Comply @memeticsisyphus Handle your business like a man instead of being a virtue signaling, race baiting English simp

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@BBGreatMoments 1984

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@NBCSPhilly @myteamtoyota Maybe bat him in front of the guys who hit home runs. Crazy thought.

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@ScottLauber @PhillyInquirer Why don’t we ever bat Schwarber behind Harper?

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@nut_history The DH sucks

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@stoolpresidente Waaah.

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@mccrystal_alex No appendix. No problem.

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@ScottLauber @PhillyInquirer What is he thinking about Scott? Maybe after losing 15 of 18 try batting the slowfooted guy who 58 hrs last year 4th behind Bryce Harper. And then another crazy idea, bat the possible ROY candidate, with the minor league .400 ob% leadoff?

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@ScottLauber Crawford, Turner, Harper, Schwarber, Garcia, Marsh, Bohm, Stott, Catcher

Just try it.

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@ScottLauber You would think losing 15 of 18 the manager would try batting your classic cleanup hittter (Schwarber) cleanup. And your classic leadoff hitter. (Crawford) lead off.

Just once. What’s the worst that could happen.

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@ScottLauber @PhillyInquirer The only thing dumber than schwarber batting 2nd is Schwarber batting leadoff. Did Ryan Howard bat lead off for two years? How bout Reggie Jackson? How bout Babe Ruth? A 2 hitter gets 25 more PA’s throughout a 162 game season than a 4hitter.

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@HydratedMatthew @dgamber2 @Cory_Nidoh He hit .330 at every level of minor league ball . He’s hitting .330 now. Just enjoy the show.

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@JackFritzWIP Can Miller hit above .270 in the AAA before we anoint him the next savior? Bohm will be a hungry dog playing for a contract. Let him eat. He’ll have more RBI’s than bichette.

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@awfulannouncing 1. Retire LeBron
2. Replace the 1st round of the playoffs with a single elimination tourney for non-division winners
3. Retire LeBron

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@JClarkNBCS @Justincrawfordd @Phillies @NBCSPhilly @NBCPhiladelphia @MLBPA @GMurphPhils @TMacPhils @UKPhillies @rickybottalico @JohnKruk ROY!

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@manbeastmike @manofbird One of the greatest anti-war songs ever written. Try listening.

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@AnthonyMSchmall @JackFritzWIP @2008Philz Rollins, Howard, Utley, Hamels, Ruiz, Bohm, Stott, Suárez, Sanchez, Nola, Ruiz

[Joe @Joenotbot]

@SportsRadioWIP They won 96 games without Bichette. Not 87