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so what, no fuckin’ ziti now?

[Hydrated Millenial @HydratedMatthew]

@PSchrags If he is inactive, would love to see the Bills introduce the training staff individually rather than the starters. Let them come out of the tunnel!

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@SpikeEskin @richard_normal I’ve seen tons of reports that FIFA has a lot of unsold tickets, and they’re releasing them straight to third parties like StubHub to sell at high prices.

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@nap_ano @eltri_united CDMX is by far the biggest soccer city in North America.

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@jakewoolf Some girl called Rachel invented it

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@nickgrodo These prices are truly fucking absurd.

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@AverageWIPFan @CrossingBroad Maybe they’ll bring back Tony Bruno or the cuz. All they can do is bring back the old heads because they sure as hell can’t develop and retain their own talent.

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@uncommoncurtiss The beat reporters never break news. It’s annoying. Guarantee we get the story from Jay Glazer.

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@JustinHerbertLA @Ezsilk323 Justin Herbert has thrown 29 interceptions in his 3 playoff games.

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@why_Philly_why @Jimmyking35 Just do it at 4PM EST at SoFi

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@asalciunas975 I think the population of people who didn’t believe he would be traded was TINY.

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@BillColarulo @Montsterwil @rickybottalico Before or after the 2025 season?

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@ACPhilElonSucks @SpikeEskin Bless your sweet heart. Adorable.

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@JudgesChamberss @stoolpresidente It’s all good until it isn’t. Fortunately we had prime AJ and not declining AJ.

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@ACPhilElonSucks @SpikeEskin Do you trust her reporting more or less after she resigned? Do you generally think reporters fake or embellish “unnamed sources”?

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@ACPhilElonSucks @SpikeEskin I just watched a long-time ESPN and NY Times reporter (who I also liked and respected quite a bit) resign from her job because of awful choices she made in her professional life. Of course I believe it.

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@rachcorrine Most of buck mason (including their hyped field spec tee) is awful quality. Inconsistent sizing, awful shrinking issues. I swear people look at the model photos but never actually use the product.

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@JackOrton96 They’re not ideal for the US market either. 3PM or 10PM during the week sucks balls.

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@Dan_5DotOh @ClueHeywood What if I also give my middle initial?

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@ArmandKilljoy “I wanna see something real quick” shut the hell up

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@of_buchsbaum @Easton__Butler You don’t have to pay all of them if you have Garrett though.