Joe Patterson

software developer | amateur photographer

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Me at work pretending like I'm helping

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

United option to eject your seatmate from the plane mid-flight

[mymind @mymind]

Everyday.

[layla @layluh]

No one:

Me waking up 10 minutes before my 9am daily stand up:

[Filip Kocian @fikocian]

Never gets olds
https://t.co/DUW68L1hag

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

The Simpson's did it again

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Mark Twain must be so proud of his daughter Shania.

[Pavel @es_aion]

taking military grade stimulants to click on pixels for 8 hours

[Colby Kultgen @thecolbykultgen]

How to fall asleep quickly.

The Military Method (works for 96% of people):

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

I'm half extroverted half introverted. I like to hang out with people and then spend a couple days by myself to recharge.

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

apple music >>> spotify music

[D🦋 @dxvsxx]

How have so many generations managed to work til retirement age?! I’m 25 and I’m tired!

[trash jones @jzux]

surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Some people really gonna regret how they played their hand with you. Keep pushing 💯

[Coulton Vento @coultonvento]

What’s the worst decision I’ve ever made? Probably syncing my Facebook contacts with my iPhone 10 years ago. To this day, random birthday calendar events haunt me…

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

Would you hire a "programmer" who had taken a 2-day class in "programming," passed a multiple-choice test, but had never actually written a computer program? Why would you hire a similarly qualified Scrum Master.

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

to anyone who's thinking about buying github copilot:

just be warned that it may have been trained on code i wrote