Joe

probably thinking about garlic bread

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Joe @Joetinks]

@paulbosvelt me when I realise the shroom choccy has worn off and I have to deal with 2026 like an adult

[Joe @Joetinks]

@paulbosvelt 2026 off to a roaring start

[m @iron_hammy]

trans people: im trans

society: ok

chelsea fc: let’s Sack.. the manager.

[Joe @Joetinks]

new year, same Chelsea

[Joe @Joetinks]

one of the greatest sporting matches I’ve ever seen, Justin Hood is the absolute man. the darts doesn’t miss

[Joe @Joetinks]

forgot to open my advent calendar the past two days so just had three chocolates

[Joe @Joetinks]

was nice when Arteta made it 10 v 10 by bringing on Madueke, he was beyond woeful. Garnacho looking like a considerable upgrade

[Joe @Joetinks]

THREE POINT LANE

[Joe @Joetinks]

Tesco have added a tiny “allergy update” to their value garlic baguettes, saying they’ve added the milk back to them, and I only spotted it after I’d eaten it…

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Impossible to fathom not just the personal possessions and memories destroyed with these streets, but the amount of history and art lost forever from one of the oldest areas of civilization. Pieces of our story as a human species erased in the name of settler colonialism

[Joe @Joetinks]

@br_olson yeah H/W is excellent, their best since TBEITBN imo - I’m seeing them in London in March and tempted to do another UK show too, I cannot wait

[Joe @Joetinks]

@br_olson so insanely jealous man! they are so much fun live, glad they’ve still got it and you had a great time

[Joe @Joetinks]

…and breathe

[ً @ribscore]

pickleball golf labubu death challenge with jason bateman

[Joe @Joetinks]

losing to that calamitous United side was so obvious, but the worm-riddled brain of “Robert Sanchez” certainly made it easier, such a clown of a keeper

[Joe @Joetinks]

@paulbosvelt it was quite nice to believe in something for like 6 weeks tho

[Joe @Joetinks]

@kxsmo up until season 8 it is just banger after banger after banger, the misses start to creep in from season 9

[a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms]

sorry the prime minister can’t sack the paedophile’s best pal right now he’s busy meeting the war criminal