COINTELJOE

What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo?

[COINTELJOE @JoeyBerk]

@willmenaker It was exactly what the trailers depicted but in like the worst way possible.

[COINTELJOE @JoeyBerk]

@KyleKulinski Limbaughmaxxing

[vost @foolibuster]

team call

[COINTELJOE @JoeyBerk]

Me when I take the rhino pills from the gas station

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."

[COINTELJOE @JoeyBerk]

@MiddleOfMayhem What's to stop someone from paying an incredibly amoral shill at Fox new to publish a piece claiming the factual existence of aliens so an insider can reap the insane odds of a bet like this? Why, nothing, apparently. So stoked to be here on earth rn.

[COINTELJOE @JoeyBerk]

@intellegint Ok tell that to the Bah-kroom natives whose land was stolen to make this film

[COINTELJOE @JoeyBerk]

@tatumturnup You're laughing. The Clanker fuck walked up some stairs onto is metal head and you're laughing.

[COINTELJOE @JoeyBerk]

@MiddleOfMayhem Lmfaoooo this is truly incredible stuff from the brain trust over at Skinwalker ranch. Just guys being dudes. We'll get em next time fellas (we won't)

[COINTELJOE @JoeyBerk]

@morganhmoore1 You put up the bat signal for angry right wing men apparently lmao. They are in here mad as hell that you had the gall to stand up for yourself. Unreal.

[COINTELJOE @JoeyBerk]

@Spoon_town We call this the "smoove off" drill. Basically, you can only do it like 4 times before you figure out why we named it that way. Very cool, fellas

[COINTELJOE @JoeyBerk]

@superCalo @JackSlackMMA Damn, life is truly beautiful sometimes. Just like Ronda's elite level striking.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Thank you I will adjust accordingly

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

No vote in Tennessee (+1 GOP)
No vote in Florida (+4 GOP)
No vote in Missouri (+1 GOP)
No vote in North Carolina (+2 GOP)
No vote in Texas (+5 GOP)

Virginia’s voter-approved maps thrown out.

MAGA has rigged the system.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

[COINTELJOE @JoeyBerk]

@TheOmniLiberal "Sir, Kash is wandering around by the Uber pools again. He's refusing to stand on his mark, says he wants to leave. He said it's because some jock was holding his girlfriend's hand?"

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

@BNONews Is Kash Patel so disrespected that the shooter excluded him from the target list?

It is way past time to cheat, @AlexisWilkins

CHEAT NOW

[COINTELJOE @JoeyBerk]

@therlybadglfer @fuckyouiquit This is, by far, the dumbest fucking response I could have imagined seeing. You're not just bad at golf brother, you have a dog-brained understanding of the world.

[COINTELJOE @JoeyBerk]

@MAGAPE1488 @DudeWhoInvests Holy shit, yeah it's the migrants earning minimum wage that are the problem. You people are so lost.

[Winnie M Li @winniemli]

18 yrs ago, I was violently assaulted & raped while walking alone. Every year on the anniversary of that day, I go on a solo hike to remind myself that there is still beauty in this world & I can enjoy it. This yr, I pushed myself & did a few days of the Southwest Coast Path…