Cracks

[Cracks @JoeyCriZack]

@ScottHanson SHUT UP. They pay real announcers to talk that you talk over every single second

[Weisspat @weisspat1]

Joel and Morey doubling it up at Drexel campus. Def a sign that something big is in the works!!!!

[Cracks @JoeyCriZack]

@NoLayingUp I was watching on Peacock at 9pm and THEY STILL MADE YOU CHANGE STREAMS WITHIN PEACOCK AT 10PM

[Kevin Negandhi @KevinNegandhi]

Brutal. Just brutal. https://t.co/PslE7QByY6

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Dude @cj_wentz you didn’t tell me your 6’5 stunt double was coming by my show. Would’ve given him VIP. 🦅

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

@SenSanders yea u cant do shit

[Cracks @JoeyCriZack]

Every person in Philly that asks me for money addresses me as just, "Red". Idk why I respond every time.

[Cracks @JoeyCriZack]

There was just a Jehovah's Witness at my door for the first time and I was too scared to answer so I let my dogs bark at him until he left.

[Cracks @JoeyCriZack]

All care for any form of soccer is now gone. Will return in 2018.

[Cracks @JoeyCriZack]

Thank you Doc
- #Phillies fans

[Cracks @JoeyCriZack]

Running out of repels in a cave... Too many Zubats.