Joey Marsilio

Author of the novel Henry Garrison: St. Dante's Savior ( and avowed lover of fried foods.

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Next year’s fantasy team is just gonna be a bunch of guys whose names are fun to say in British Harry Potter voice: Dobbins, Pickens, Higgins, etc.

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MJF’s gonna have more title reigns than Cena at the rate they’re going

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It’s still pretty early in testing, but so far my Mitch McConnell telephone conversation AI model is going great. People can’t even tell!

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Revisiting the CKY discography in anticipation of the new Jackass movie and yep, still bangs 🤘

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Polymarket using a Kanye song celebrating douchebags and assholes in their commercial is frankly a bit on the nose

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Wish I had a cool nickname like “The Long Island Lolita”

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Ok but why does Graham Platner sound just like Randy Orton

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Ok I’m starting to believe the Danhausen Knicks thing

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I wrote about my recent trip to Puerto Rico. Spoiler alert: It’s nice!

https://t.co/nMjA5q0k0G

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The only way I’d ever pay to see Vanilla Ice is if he opened his set with “Boom,” brought out Bloodhound Gang to perform it with him, then left the stage and let Bloodhound Gang do the rest of the show

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Why does Chad Bianco sound exactly like Danny from Bravo’s The Valley

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Time is a flat circle #wrestlemania #gnarkill

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I’m extremely skeptical of any billionaire, but if both PG&E and CAR are desperate to keep Tom Steyer from getting elected, he might actually be worth supporting lol

[Rob Pyers @rpyers]

Anti-Tom Steyer IE committee funded by PG&E, CA Realtors, and the CA Building Industry Assn, drops $3.8 million on digital media ads in latest filing.

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Amazon better give us all free Ultra after this technical difficulties shit

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

He’s already gained more yards than the Patriots.

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@ET_nocontext @AnimeSerbia E.T., big Tetsuya Naito fan

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Can we give the monkey that played Marcel on Friends a retroactive Emmy

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Director Ben Leonberg spent three years making the horror movie “Good Boy” with his dog, Indy, as the protagonist.

Last week, Indy won best performance in a horror or thriller at the Astra Film Awards, beating out five Hollywood stars. https://t.co/R1LNmCbRpU

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Damn the Pope really called in some favors huh #bears

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Dubs delivered a W 🎁

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I’m sorry, but I just find it implausible that the Futtermans survived the gremlins’ snowplow attack

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I have Jahmyr Gibbs on my fantasy team and after last night my odds of winning this week went DOWN. How? My opponent’s kicker is Brandon Aubrey lol