Gavin Laverty

Things done cheap. Tottenham/Emelec fan.

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@joerichlaw @grok @CountBinface Ladbrokes are the first to quote actual odds putting binface at 7-1. Its a brave move. I think the bookies are on a hiding to nothing going this early which is why most are so quiet.

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

Might as well change their name to NATO FC the amount Arteta spends on defence.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Arsenal are in active talks to sign Christian Mosquera as new centre back, with initial negotiations already ongoing.

He’s among top targets for centre back position, talks ongoing with Valencia and player side.

Deal on. 🔛 @HandofArsenal

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

For me it's got to be Kate Shortman and Izzy Thorpe. Whilst Pidcock and Yee were wonderful, we've always had success in this events so what they achieved was evolutionary. To medal in new ground in artistic swimming is revolutionary

[Justin ROSE @JustinRose99]

Time for an @Olympics giveaway!!

For a chance to win a signed 2016 Rio flag and a bottle of my Limited edition bottle of Gold Medal🍷, just RT and comment with your favourite Olympic moment in the last fourteen days in France. I’ll choose one winner Monday.

#Olympics #OlympicGolf

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

There are times when you just ask if this is the perfect moment. Whilst Brad deservedly won performance of the night, this to me was pure TV. Fran and Duncan made my night #ThePiano

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

Apparently if you type dragusin three times into twitter then you unlock the final boss. A penalty shootout vs Leandro Damiao. Winner gets a £50 chick king voucher #coys #thfc

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@BuffaloWingDave @AnomalyArcadie I'm wondering how long this iteration has left to live. The one in NMS has 16 seconds but because of the time dilation this is being stretched out. Perhaps we'll see an atlas obsessed with something other that 16.

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@KatmaiNPS Grazer spent the summer under a tight training regime bench-pressing mountains with Terry Crews. Chunk took the novel approach of drinking used cooking oil around the back of local restaurants. Both took their training seriously with Chunk having the benefits of a glossy coat.

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@KatmaiNPS 2 different techniques gloriously displayed. Grazer has gone for retired nightclub bouncer, whereas Holly Just kept eating everything. They have to be seperated at all times as that much mass in the same spot could destroy the universe, according to unnamed professors at Harvard.

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@KatmaiNPS To allow for a fair contest the trolley that normally goes under Chunk's stomach, to stop friction burns from rubbing on the ground, has been photoshopped out. Even without this, it's clear that chunk has done top work in making sure he's the same size as Botswana. Unreal gains.

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@georgeachillea Arguably an easier start too. You look at the teams the rest of the top 6 or 7 have played. Some big games coming up for them.

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@KatmaiNPS With a physique only matched by Jabba the Hutt, Holly is truly a bear to be feared in this comp. Weighing in at just short of one of Jupiter's moons, she uses her extra gravitational pull to lure salmon without even moving. A truly Amazonian performance.

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@KatmaiNPS Bear force one has always been a unit but this year he's transformed from Boeing to glider. Grazer on the other hand is visible from from most planes up to and including an altitude of 33000 feet.

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@KatmaiNPS Chunk used to be an accountant before the lure of the peaceful life got too much for him. Now he uses his maths skills to count calories. 806's cub is too young to count and thinks chunk isn't cool. However he spends a lot of time on his ps5 playing salmon simulator. Chunk ftw

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@KatmaiNPS Otis spends most of days complaining about the cubs of todays and saying it used to be much warmer when he was a cub. 901 has clearly ploughed on but the meals served at the old bears home contain 90% fat and 0% flavour so Otis might just squeak it.

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

It’s a #FatBearWeek rematch of the rotund rivals! 🔥

Will 151’s titanic tummy overshadow Grazer’s glow-up? Or will girlboss Grazer gatekeep Walker’s win? 💪

Help settle this dispute at https://t.co/NvXCYNigTJ by 5PM AKDT/9PM EDT.

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@KatmaiNPS Electra looks wistfully into the distance as she awaits her order of salmon from amazon prime. "I don't understand it, they should have been here days ago." Whilst they wait for Todd the driver to find the address Bucky sticks to the old fashioned method of looking in the water.

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@KatmaiNPS Walker is a stickler for good etiquette and it's the years of practice at fancy restaurants that has led to his shape. Sadly this obsession has become an all year thing leading him to be portly 24/7. Grazer who doesn't understand the difference between a knife and a spoon wins.

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@Huk06 @thespursweb @razamir29 Also injured. Hamstring, out for a few months yet I think.

[Gavin Laverty @gavlaverty]

@KatmaiNPS If this was at the River Trebia instead of Brooks Falls the second Punic wars would never have started. The legions of Sempronius Longus nor Hannibals battalions of elephants could wade past this combined girth. I'm edging 901 because she looks like she's eaten an elephant tbh.