Joseph Martelli

opinions expressed here are my own (it’s a job thing lol) — little bit spooky little bit kooky

[Joseph Martelli @JoeyMartelli]

@CriticalOverlo3 100000%

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Absolutely cannot stop singing this

[Joseph Martelli @JoeyMartelli]

@AntiWokeZ @screenrant Well I’ll be damned 😂 it’s true but they didn’t utter that name ONCE in the first movie I stg, or I need to rewatch, I feel gaslit hahahahahaha

[Joseph Martelli @JoeyMartelli]

@CriticalOverlo3 1 and 4 👏👏👏 2 and 3 we gotta break down 😂😭🥲😂 I could be convinced!!! hahahahaha (but that’s the fun when it comes to opinions! they are uniquely ours and we’re all allowed to have them!) 🫶

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@thescreamvault @BloodOnTheReel @BlanksJamie Likewise - nice to e-meet you! 🤗 Glad you appreciated the sentiments - UL is a property that (very much like IKWYDLS, until last year) always felt like it had more story in the tank, but it’s a VERY careful needle to thread. Would be a shame not to get to revisit that world. 🥲

[Joseph Martelli @JoeyMartelli]

@thescreamvault @BloodOnTheReel @BlanksJamie Alicia Witt and/or Rebecca Gayheart (even if only in EP capacities without roles) would handle it with so much care. 🥺 Imagine the legend Robert England producing? Deeply sad that Jamie and Silvio can’t be a part of it but I love believing that someone can make them proud. 😭🤍

[Joseph Martelli @JoeyMartelli]

@1918friends Period! Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Faith but the fact that Kendra never got the full arc she deserved and was one of the most interesting slayers (having trained for it since childhood) — never sat right with me. RIP Mr Pointy. 😭😭😭

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@britneyvinyl Am I the only one that REALLY enjoyed Sam’s brief stint as Ghostface at the end of 6? 😅 also felt like a super fun callback to Sidney doing more or less the same thing at the end of 1.

[Joseph Martelli @JoeyMartelli]

@CriticalOverlo3 PERIOD 👏👏👏 anyone THAT upset by a review (on either side) hasn’t spent enough time being challenged or disagreed with (which also doesn’t inherently make critics the enemy). Discussions would be BORING if everyone having them agreed about everything. 🤦‍♂️

[Joseph Martelli @JoeyMartelli]

@britneyvinyl I feel like a weird outlier on this godforsaken platform for REALLY enjoying 5 and 6, despising what happened to Melissa, still being excited for 7, and choosing to counterbalance my watching it with commensurate support for humanitarian causes — where are the rest of us? 😅

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Every time I open this thing I lose a little more faith in literally ALL of humanity (but I can’t look away from the mess, y’all make it too entertaining) 😂

[Joseph Martelli @JoeyMartelli]

@ViewerAnon Or that two years after THAT, Sidney graduates, goes into hiding, AND finds immediate employment as a crisis counselor (but somehow ***** tracked Maureen down “four years ago” … even though … four years ago … was 1996 and she was killed in … 1995) 🙃🤣

[Joseph Martelli @JoeyMartelli]

@THR So in other words, he’s been causing a Disturbiance during Mardi Gras?

[Joseph Martelli @JoeyMartelli]

@BlanksJamie AHHHH I never connected those dots (but LIVE for little details like these)! 🤗 Thanks for sharing!

[Joseph Martelli @JoeyMartelli]

@Juliborgetto_ @zukyoons @UnlHorror_ I hope she finally won that Pulitzer 👏👏👏👏👏👏😭😭😭

[Joseph Martelli @JoeyMartelli]

@Juliborgetto_ @zukyoons @UnlHorror_ 😭😭😭 (but also Gale is an absolute unstoppable FORCE and is still thriving doing what she loves and we love that for her)